New Perspective On Shit

April: okay, i can’t stop listening to “what up with that”
Millie: what, what is that?
Millie: literally WHAT UP WITH THAT w/ “what up with that”
April: HAHA
April: from that SNL sketch
Millie: i haven’t seen the sketch!
April: like the ONLY sketch that’s funny now
April: with kenan singing
April: http://www.hulu.com/watch/102975
Millie: hold pls
April: haha
April: it’s seriously the ONLY good thing on the show the past couple weeks
Millie: OH MY GOD SUDEIKIS
Millie: OH MY GOD
April: HAHA I FUCKING KNOW
April: HAHAHAHAHA
April: the sketch should just be kenan singing and sudeikis dancing
Millie: OH MY GOD I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
April: dude i know! hahahaha
April: when he SLOWS DOWN his running man!
Millie: I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT SUKEDZ
April: HAHAHAHAHA
Millie: i want to MARRY THAT FUCKING GUY SO HARD
April: uh YEAH
April: there was one sketch on this last one where he looked SO FUCKING GOOD HOLY SHIT
April: peep out the “say anything” parody from the recent one if it’s on there
Millie: HAHAHAHAHA i can’t stop laughing at him dancing
Millie: I NEED SURGERY TO STOP
April: HAHAHAHA
April: dude, i can’t believe you didn’t know this! i would have sent it to you weeks ago!
April: SUDEIKIS SLOWED-DOWN RUNNING MAN
Millie: HAHAHA
Millie: when did it air?
Millie: wasn’t it only last week?
April: fucking TEARZ dude! i made chip rewind it like 500 times
April: no, two weeks ago? three?
Millie: oh okay
Millie: hahahaha
Millie: late to the party
April: they did another one on saturday though
April: that’s the audio i posted
April: dude, find the “say anything” sketch from this past week
April: just to PEEP sudeikis in his fucking SWEATER
Millie: hang on, let me find it
April: dude, we need to keep each other up to date on SUDEIKIS NOOZ
Millie: um, YEAH
Millie: like WHEN IS HE GOING TO MARRY US
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
April: i love that he’s kinda BEEFY
Millie: dude, he’s like my DREAM MAN
April: did i tell you about him going on the cleanse?
April: haha
Millie: what?!?
April: chip knows someone who knows him, and he did that lemon juice & cayenne pepper cleanse or whatever for like 10 days, and after that you are supposed to ease yourself back into food by eating soup and shit like that — but sudeikis was like, “FUCK THAT! I WANT A STEAK!” and ate a steak dinner the FIRST NIGHT off the cleanse and got HELL OF SICK
April: haha
April: i love that so much
April: i would totally do that
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: GOD I WANT TO MARRY HIM.
Millie: HAHAHAHA the way gerald butler walks out
Millie: with that cane
Millie: White Pete
Millie: HAHAHAHA
April: total PRIME MINISTER PETE NICE!
Millie: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April: dude, i love it so much when kenan sings, “biological treasures…”
April: IT’S A TRAGEDY BABY!
Millie: i love how james franco is laughing
Millie: oh my god, sudeikis fucking TOP ROCKING is making me cry
April: HAHHAHAHA I KNOW!!!!
April: fucking DOOKIE CHAIN too!
Millie: HAHAHHAAHAHA
Millie: god i fucking just want to watch him dance all day
Millie: i’d PAY
April: HAHAHAHA
April: “open your heart” video style
April: i’m saying though! that’s why i am BEGGING THE INTERNET FOR AN ANIMATED GIF
April: no one has stepped up yet!
Millie: HAHAHAHA

Millie: new john mayer video: fakest fun EVER
Millie: reaching new HEIGHTS in fake fun
April: HAHAHAHA
April: send it to me now.
April: faker fun than AMY GRANT VIDEOS?
April: not possible.
Millie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZwVjys2bQI
Millie: he both raised and DESTROYED the bar
Millie: also, i never thought i’d say this
Millie: but i kind of thought john mayer hung out with cooler chicks
Millie: or let me rephrase: i thought he’d have fake fun with cooler chicks
April: “who says i can’t get stoned?”
April: PHOTOGRAPH STILLS
April: “remember last night, guys?”
Millie: i think it’s, like, for people our age
Millie: which is HORRIFYING
April: it BOTHERS ME DEEP IN MY SOUL that i think john mayer is fine, by the way
Millie: um…
Millie: yeah.
Millie: so like i felt NOTHING, ZERO for him
Millie: until i saw this video
Millie: and then was like “uh, i kind of get it now.”
April: like i would date the fuck out of a dude that looked like this
Millie: i wish he didn’t have tattoos
April: oh yeah, his tats are lame as hell
April: JUMPING IN THE POOL IN OUR UNDERWEAR GUYS!
Millie: RIGHT.
Millie: like, am i weird for thinking that i thought he was sort of cooler than hanging out with chicks in CAMO TANK TOPS?
Millie: like maybe i’m giving him waaaaaaay too much credit
Millie: but still
April: i guess? but what were you basing that hypothesis on? he dated JESSICA SIMPSON
Millie: OH GOD, i totally forgot.
Millie: okay, scratch that.
April: he is like the PATRON SAINT of the cool, smart guy that dates lame, dumb chicks
Millie: abso. lutely.
Millie: the rest are just made in his image, really
Millie: god, i really can’t stand all this fake fun
Millie: it’s really making me sick
April: this is like a FAKE FUN ANTHEM
Millie: the part that gets me? the stand-up bit
Millie: i mean, is doing STAND-UP a part of a WILD NIGHT now?!
Millie: that seems like a commitment!
April: yeah, like it’s just PAR FOR THE COURSE of a PARTY NIGHT
Millie: it never, ever occurs to me to do stand-up on a night like that
Millie: i mean, you get dinner, drinks, go to the park — i get
Millie: but to DO STAND-UP?
April: yeah, no shit! it’s not like, “let’s do some SHOOTERS and SWIM IN OUR UNDERWEAR and then DO A TIGHT FIVE AT THE CHUCKLE HUT!”
Millie: HAHA for real!!!!
Millie: “dude, tonight i say we just get shitfaced, go to coney island or something, and then give a PHYSICS LECTURE!”
Millie: “just riffing”
April: HAHAHAHA
April: Ideas of Fun Things To Do
April: dude, this song is just so childish
April: “WHO SAYS i can’t get stoned?! YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!”
Millie: yeah, who says.
Millie: i honestly feel like this is some kind of “away we go” type of quandary he’s presenting
Millie: like: hey guys, you’re in your 30’s now. thought you had to be responsible? who says?
April: i need to watch it again, hold on
Millie: hahaha
Millie: really get a FEEL for the material
April: i really need to get inside the characters, throw myself into the story
April: okay, so they had a party — i can tell that from the bottles everywhere
April: and flashbacks are telling me they went to the carnival
Millie: wine bottles
Millie: remember: we’re 30.
April: god, the beginning is so “rainy day women”! like “everybody must get stoned!”
April: yeah, fancy dinner with everyone clinking wine glasses
April: ADULT FUN
April: BUT THEN
April: DANCING ON THE TABLES or some shit
Millie: dude, i mean — does john mayer really light TAPERED CANDLES?!
April: i’m mad at how good he looks in some parts of this, fyi
Millie: yeah, his hair is sick. can’t deny that.
April: haha, now i’m at the part where he’s like, “oh wait, gotta stop & do some stand-up!”
April: and then, UNDERWEAR SWIMMING!
Millie: i feel like those chicks aren’t his friends?
Millie: hahahahahaha what the hell am i saying
April: oh no, totally hired hands
April: we can tell the VIBE ISN’T GENUINE
Millie: see, the thing for me is
Millie: i feel like you have to convince me that this is your CREW
Millie: and it just looks completely disjointed
Millie: like the dudes he was having dinner with — totally
Millie: older guys w/beards in black jackets
Millie: not a stretch
Millie: but then the girls come in and they just seem like RAFF to me
Millie: i mean, i feel like he’s still hanging out with the chick from the “body is a wonderland” video
Millie: she’s probably been loyal to him over the years
April: i don’t think i’ve analyzed it ZAPRUDER STYLE like you have, haha
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA “she’s been loyal to him”
April: NO WAY MAN
April: here’s what happened with that:
April: the girl in that video was COOL
April: like the cool DOWN ASS REGULAR CHICK he dated
April: then he got famous
April: and dumped her ass for the jessica simpsons of the world, because NOW HE CAN GET THEM
Millie: then i wonder if he still visits her
Millie: in his hometown
Millie: and they have wistful conversation
April: i doubt it
April: i bet she’s super successful now
April: like a doctor married to a lawyer with honor roll kids and shit
Millie: i bet you they’ve had at least one “remember us?” chat though
April: i mean, maybe, but i think she’s one of those women who is strong as hell and truly doesn’t care, while he secretly pines
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: i mean WHO SAYS we can’t analyze this video zapruder style
April: like when he tries to talk to jessica simpson about elvis costello or some shit and she’s like, “who?” and then he looks out the limo window wondering what what’s-her-name is doing now
Millie: he fucked it up for sure
April: totally
April: i feel like john mayer is this dude that was always kind of hot, but didn’t know it until he got famous
April: and NOW he’s trying to tag all the model ass he can
Millie: well, if that’s the case, get better models to have fake fun with
Millie: these chicks are terrible!
April: HAHAHA
Millie: i mean, this guy is FAMOUS AS HELL
April: get someone with FAKE FUN EXPERIENCE!
Millie: i mean, how many times have you seen a picture on the internet of a blonde girl with annoyingly huge sunglasses on give the PEACE SIGN
Millie: he’s better than that
Millie: he’s richer than that!
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
April: i feel like the 30-year-old-ness of this is overwhelming
April: because the fake fun is SO TAME
Millie: oh my god, it’s almost got me in a fake panic!
April: i mean, WINE is involved?! SNOOZE
Millie: how many times are they going to clink wine glasses
Millie: i feel like you could create a drinking game out of the amount of times they clink wine glasses in this video
April: haha
Millie: CHEERS, WE’RE 30
April: seriously! CHEERS, NO MORE PBR FOR US!
Millie: check out the FLOWER ARRANGEMENT in my 30-year-old apartment
Millie: WHO SEZ I CAIN’T GIT STONED

April: listen, i kind of love shakira.
April: that bitch is HELLAFIED BONKERS, but doesn’t know OR care
April: i love that shit
Millie: HOLY SHIT, ME TOO!!!
Millie: listen, i FEEL her for some reason
Millie: like, her SHIT.
Millie: meaning, i totally understand the type of girl she is
April: surface talk? her body is NUTS
April: so there’s that
April: but i feel like she doesn’t know how hot she is?
Millie: to me, she’s like that girl from high school
Millie: who was really overzealous in PE
April: YES!
April: HAHA YES!
Millie: and like, kicked THE SHIT out of the ball
Millie: and everyone was afraid of her
April: TOTALLY!
Millie: but she was still tough and sexy?
April: but she DIDN’T REALIZE!
Millie: like she was a WOMAN before anyone else
April: yeah! but also innocent?
April: like her sexiness is just CRAZY?
April: like she doesn’t even know about it?
Millie: or more like, she doesn’t give A SHIT
April: well, right
Millie: or maybe she isn’t super conscious of it
April: i’m saying, like she doesn’t know OR care
April: like she is not trying AT ALL
April: she just IS
April: like she doesn’t know what she’s doing is weird as hell
Millie: it’s as if she’s just saying “look, i roll around and do weird exorcism type moves, i think it’s hot.”
Millie: RIGHT!
April: right!
April: like in this interview I’m editing she’s just matter-of-factly like, “all women have a she wolf inside of them.”
April: OH WE DO? OKAY SHAKIRA.
April: like it’s just FACT.
April: like i just feel like nothing she does is calculated AT ALL
Millie: totally, she’s some crazy pedro almodovar bitch who’s just like, ALL VAGINA and nothing else
Millie: all sexual instincts
Millie: totally doesn’t care
April: yeah! she seems unaware — like she’s not all PREDATORY about it, like some sharon stone character
Millie: RIGHT!
April: she’s just like, BALLS OUT AT ALL TIMES, like that’s the only level she operates on
Millie: it’s like her aggression is not forced
Millie: she’s not going “CHECK ME OUT, I’M SEXUAL AND HOT”
Millie: instead she’s all, “i only know to do pump my crotch in a cage, this is what i do”
April: yeah, she just IS
April: like i feel like i identify with her being BALLS TO THE WALL and not realizing that isn’t how everyone operates
April: not on the SEX TIP or whatever, but just in LIFE
April: like her being all, “you don’t have a she wolf in you?! that’s weird.”
Millie: hahaha i feel closer to her, that’s for sure
April: yeah, i’d hang with shakeerz
Millie: i mean, i love how clueless she is
April: that’s what i’m saying!
Millie: at the end of the day, it’s totally sexy when someone doesn’t realize how sexy they are
April: blissfully unaware of her craziness!
Millie: and not in a low-self-esteem-y kind of way
April: oh yeah, totally
April: right right
Millie: but like someone who is UBER CONFIDENT but somehow ISN’T TRYING.
April: RIGHT! i wish that could be BOTTLED
April: i want that
Millie: and she doesn’t care if she’s being a freak
Millie: and she’s just so FULL O’ PASH
Millie: passion for DAYZ
Millie: which is so great
April: yeah! like she doesn’t even know what BEING A FREAK MEANS, because she’s just ON 10 ALWAYS like it ain’t no thang
Millie: god, she might be the realest bitch EVER.
April: right?
April: and i’m saying, the most appealing part is that NONE OF IT IS ON PURPOSE
April: she is just DOING HER

April: dude. robin thicke.
April: robin fucking thicke.
April: let’s do this.
Millie: he and his wife are like GATTICA
Millie: perfect specimens
April: basically.
April: i remember his first video where he had long hair and was a BIKE MESSENGER or some shit
April: riding around to that beethoven sample or whatever
April: i didn’t give a care
April: but NOW
Millie: haha what?!
April: dang
April: you don’t remember that?
Millie: no!!!
April: shit, i can’t remember the name of the song
Millie: all i know is that “tell me that you like my body” song is the hotness
Millie: whatever that single was
April: yeah, his first single was when he still went by THICKE
Millie: nnnnnnngggggg THICKE
Millie: lame
April: HAHA DUDE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7K7orMOHqY
April: this is like A DIFFERENT GUY
April: when this came out i was like, “who is this jagoff?”
April: and now i’m all, “here baby, hold my jacket”
Millie: GROSS! jamiroquai!
April: i’m saying! this looks like a DIFFERENT HUMAN BEING
April: but now we’re dealing with THIS: http://markangelil.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Robin-Thicke-robin-thicke-49298_1024_768.jpg
Millie: he can basically get it.
April: dude, the EVOLUTION
April: he’s living proof any dude can step up his game. period.
Millie: fuck man
Millie: okay FOUND IT
Millie: feast your eyes on this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOM215SM8UU
April: OH YEAH, i totally remember this ish!
April: DANG MAN, i can’t believe this fine piece’s dad is THE DAD FROM “GROWING PAINS”
April: life is weird
April: he could lose some of the RINGS though
April: but otherwise, i’m on board
Millie: yeah, the rings are hard to deal with
Millie: you don’t need rings man — you’re HOT
Millie: let the essence just ooze
April: right? you don’t need to rely on that shine
April: you got your own
Millie: too bad that’s his wife
Millie: and too bad on that album all he does is thank her for being HOT WITH HIM
April: pretty much
Millie: “here’s a song about how we’re the hottest couple ever and just have sex all the time”
Millie: “oh, and we’re also in love”
April: it’s called “fuck your lives”
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: “you’ll never aspire to this” — the new single by robin thicke
April: here’s my next single, “sucks you guys aren’t us”
April: HAHAHAHAHA
Millie: “keep trying” (f/my hot ass wife)
April: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
April: the b-side is “don’t bother”
Millie: the single “keep trying” b/w “don’t bother”
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: god i wish i was good at photoshop
April: like side a gives you hope, and then side b they’re like, “quit playin’. you’ll never get there.”

April: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
April: “The Coral Reefer Band is the touring and recording band of American popular music singer-songwriter Jimmy Buffett. Originally it was a fictional band consisting of the imaginary members Marvin Gardens, Kay Pasa, Al Vacado and Kitty Litter.”
April: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coral_Reefer_Band
April: AL VACADO
April: Jimmy Buffett and the Coral Reefer Band perform during their Summerzcool Tour in June 2009.
April: SUMMERZCOOL
Millie: that entire thing just made me sick
April: dude. AL VACADO
April: how much of a STRETCH is that?!
Millie: that’s at least the GAYEST stretch
April: seriously.
April: also, how ROCK-AFIRE EXPLOSION is that? a FICTIONAL BAND OF IMAGINARY MEMBERS?! backing up JIMMY BUFFETT’S GROWN ASS?
April: he’s like 60! with this fakey band?!
Millie: this is like chris gaines all over again.
April: it’s like chris gaines on 10!
Millie: chris gaines was the CREEPIEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN
Millie: didn’t anybody realize that?!
April: i think garth brooks spent the years after that trying to sweep it under the rug
April: like he did some “eternal sunshine” shit on AMERICA to rid them of the memory
Millie: HOW QUICKLY the public forgot
Millie: i’ll tell you i didn’t
Millie: i never will!
April: hahaha i know! it’s like BURNED IN OUR BRAINS
April: i love how we viewed that fake “behind the music” with a CRITICAL EYE
Millie: i can’t even believe they DID THAT
Millie: i mean, think of those album covers
Millie: those FAKE album covers
Millie: where he’s like, looking at giant boobs!
April: FORNUCOPIA
April: i think about that OFTEN
April: fucking FORNUCOPIA
April: and the one with SEXY NURSES
Millie: that is so shitty that i kind of wish i’d thought of it
April: i’m saying! with NEON SIGN FONT
Millie: with his ian astbury look or whatever
April: totally!
Millie: GOD WHY DID HE DO THAT
Millie: it boggles my mind
April: I DON’T KNOW! i mean, I LIKE HIM!
April: i seriously LIKE GARTH BROOKS
April: it sucks he made that crazy mistake in front of the WORLD
April: it’s like his high school literary magazine poetry was released as an ALBUM
April: along with the scribblings he made in his notebooks during class
April: like those were made into a “BEHIND THE MUSIC”
April: not like, “haha laugh at this,” but as LEGIT
Millie: well i just marvel at the arrogance of someone who’s like, “look, i want an alter ego — i’m tired of doing what i’m doing”
Millie: “country isn’t enough”
April: HAHAHAHA
April that’s my new tattoo
Millie: and didn’t it sound like ROBIN THICKE or something
Millie: ?
Millie: like white guy sexy soul?
April: i think so? like honkey R&B?
Millie: but what’s creepy is the sudden interest in Being Sexy
Millie: garth brooks was probably sexy to secretaries already!
April: yeah, he was
Millie: i mean i’m sure someone’s mom was going, I WANT THAT
April: he wore tight jeans that showed off his BUNS
Millie: exactly! like you see that concert footage and he’s wearing that burger king headset, doing MOVES
Millie: women love that shit
Millie: well, like, PEOPLE’S MOMS
April: well, right
Millie: so why the FORUNCOPIA then
Millie: that’s all i’m saying
Millie: it’s creepy!
April: yeah, it’s a weird move for him, because people’s moms already find COWBOYS sexy
April: like i think more moms are into COWBOYS IN TIGHT JEANS than they are barefoot white sexy soul dudes
Millie: see, i think he fucked up
Millie: because he already had a pre-established fan base of moms
Millie: so he took this risk being Sexy Soul Dude
April: well yeah!
Millie: less of an audience
Millie: less potential women thinking you’re sexy
April: but maybe that wasn’t the goal?
Millie: i think he wanted the world
April: sure
April: but i don’t think he wanted the world to think he was SEXY, necessarily
April: just more like trying to conquer to opposite genres
April: like country and whitey sexy soul are pretty much opposites on the genre wheel
Millie: well, i think that he wanted to be sexIER
Millie: meaning, there’s a limit to how sexy you can go in country
April: like “friends in low places” is a FAR CRY from “girl i wanna sex you softly” or whatever
April: i think he was more trying to show RANGE than sexiness
Millie: it’s range, but sexiness is the bonut
Millie: but he could have done it simply red style
Millie: kept it classy
April: right right
April: oh yeah, i am NOT defending it
April: just trying to figure it out
Millie: but clearly as his EARLY FAKE ALBUMS imply
Millie: he was a hornball
April: right
April: wait though
April: i think EARLY FAKE CHRIS GAINES was ROCK & ROLL?
April: like heavy?
April: wasn’t that the deal?
Millie: HAHAHAHA
Millie: i have no idea.
April: he was a ROCKER, then had some ACCIDENT and became, like, the white seal?
Millie: i mean, i’m creeped out that he created this whole FAKE CAREER.
April: i really think that was the deal, dude
Millie: reformed bad boy
Millie: LKSFLKJSDLKJDLKJ
Millie: fucking kill me!
April: like he had a CRAZY CAR ACCIDENT on blow or some shit and then had FACIAL SCARS
April: then had his hair in his face and became SOULFUL
Millie: yeah! and then he got spiritual
Millie: HAHAHAHAHA
Millie: HAHAHAHAHA
April: HAHAHAHHHAHA
Millie: what a fucking weirdo!
April: we are FIGURING OUT the FAKE LIFE OF CHRIS GAINES
Millie: i bet there’s an allmusic entry
April: peep it!
Millie: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Gaines
Millie: “Christian Gene Gaines was born August 10, 1967 in Brisbane, Australia. His family moved to the Los Angeles area when he was five years old.”
Millie:HAHAHAHAHAHA
April: HAHAHAHHAHA okay who wrote that?! do you think G. BROOKS HIMSELF did?
Millie: read how fucking DETAILED that part is
Millie: WHY did they come up with some of that shit?!
Millie: that’s what creeps me out
April: “alter ego for a movie project titled The Lamb by Garth Brooks”
April: ?!?!?!?!
April: did that movie happen?
April: man, i never realized he was supposed to be AUSTRALIAN
April: “As an only child, Chris was expected by many to carry the torch in the Olympic waters.”
April: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
April: HIS FAKE PARENTS WERE OLYMPIANS
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: i mean, WHYYYYY is that a “chris gaines fact”?!
Millie: just the DETAIL man
April: “He did complete his G.E.D. in 1987.”
Millie: it’s so psychotic!
April: “In the winter of 1992, Chris was involved in a violent single-car crash that nearly ended his life. Chris spent six weeks in the hospital and over two years undergoing extensive plastic surgery on his face, shoulder and hands.”
April: TOLD YOU!
Millie: HAHAHAHAH “TOLD YOU”
Millie: TOLD YOU this fake fact was REAL
April: i remember that from “behind the music”!
Millie: you should add:
Millie: “He was made to look like Derek Zoolander.”
April: and then his hair was all in his face & shit! and THEN came the white boy soul! THE WHITE SEAL!
April: then he was singing shit that sounded like “kiss from a rose”!
Millie: i also think he was BAREFOOT in that video
Millie: just an FYI
April: EXACTLY!
April: that’s on some SEAL-TYPE SHIT
Millie: so i guess we now know garth brooks really wanted to be seal.
Millie: what the fuck!
April: what could we add to this? this wikipeedz entry was MADE to be tampered with.
Millie: i feel like everything from the deep recesses of our brain is already IN IT
Millie: his entire fake existence is something we’d think of
Millie: as a joke
Millie: i feel as if we could put ANYTHING in there at this point and people wouldn’t think twice
April: yeah, i bet you are the first person to look at this wikipedia entry since the site started
April: you DUSTED OFF THE COBWEBS
Millie: “actually, chris gaines was NOT a sharpshooter at the state fair”
Millie: Most Least Accessed Site On The Internet
April: HAHAHAHAHA GOOD POINT
Millie: let’s think of some “facts”
April: who is going to be like, “that part sounds outlandish.”
April: “chris gaines didn’t really do that.”
Millie: “Chris Gaines was the former head coach of the Dallas Cowboys.”
Millie: “Chris Gaines refused to eat pita bread for an entire year.”
Millie: “Chris Gaines coined the phrase ‘tenderoni’.”
April: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
Millie: THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS
April: seriously. no one would question any of it.
April: but who moderates this? do you think garth brooks himself plays HALL MONITOR for the chris gaines entry?
Millie: or MAYBE you should put “Chris Gaines just announced his new album for 2010 called FORNUCOPIA 2: BONER HARVEST” or something
April: BONER HARVEST
April: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
April: the artwork is him serving one of those cornucopias stuffed with BOOBS
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: PLEASE make that in photoshop
Millie: boobs in an 80’s bikini top
Millie: coming out of those wicker cornucopia things
April: right, exactly! like the boobs of ’80s hot chicks that look like moms!
Millie: HAHAHAHAHA
April: HAHAHAHA david is like, “when are you guys NOT talking about chris gaines?”
April: he has a point.