October 2009
5 posts
April: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA April: “The Coral Reefer Band is the touring and recording band of American popular music singer-songwriter Jimmy Buffett. Originally it was a fictional band consisting of the imaginary members Marvin Gardens, Kay Pasa, Al Vacado and Kitty Litter.” April: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coral_Reefer_Band April: AL VACADO April: Jimmy Buffett and the Coral...
April: fuckin’ hot dudes, man April: they have it so fucking easy April: no one ever dumps them! Millie: EXACTLY. Millie: they’ll just act like babies and women will feel bad for them. April: they just have their pick of the litter and move on to new hot ladies April: because they’re never getting dumped! Millie: well. i have to believe they’ll get their comeuppance...
Millie: okay, i have seen too many real-life zooey deschanels April: oh no April: GOD April: BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Millie: dude. April: I HATE INDIENESS SO MUCH RIGHT NOW April: i swear i want to start wearing BIG JOHNSON T-SHIRTS OR SOME SHIT Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Millie: let’s start wearing CRACKER BARREL UNIFORMS April: i fucking do! April: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA April: then people will...
April: how about i like hot pockets April: like genuinely Millie: you know what dude? Millie: i SWEAR to god i’m not being a snob here Millie: i swear this to you Millie: but i don’t really like frozen foods? Millie: like as a genre? April: right right April: HAHAHAHA GENRE Millie: i’m trying to think of exceptions Millie: okay, i like trader joe’s mac and cheese Millie:...
April: black jack taco: delicious April: taco bell is upping their sauce game Millie: tell me now… Millie: is this super hot ? April: spicy pepper jack sauce is on point April: naw April: just right, goldielocks steez Millie: they should just make you a novelty food tester Millie: you’re in the wrong business, kid April: HAHAHAHAHA April: GOD I WISH April: i would EXCEL at that...
