Millie: dude I HATE WORKING
Millie: i just want to eat WINGS
Millie: and HAVE CONSTANT AMOUNTS OF FUN
April: Professional Wing Eater
Millie: PhD in Knowing That Wings Are Delicious
April: Masters in Wingology
Millie: Dr. Constant Wings, DDS
April: Constance Wings
Millie: CHANGING THAT NAME NOW
Millie: god i’m pretty sure i want to quit my job and have FUN ALL DAY
April: uh, same
Millie: i just want to HANG OUT CONSTANTLY
Millie: like RAPPERS do
April: or PRO SKATEBOARDERS
April: other people our age are boring assholes
Millie: dude, people our age SUCK TOTAL A S S
Millie: rappers don’t do SHIT but shop and eat steaks like ALL DAY!
Millie: that’s amazing!!!!!
Millie: unless you’re in arrested development or some shit
April: and pro skateboarders just, like, BUILD FORTS and shit
Millie: pro skateboarders only like, launch themselves into FOAM BRICKS all day!
Millie: how fun is that!!!
April: BALL PIT
April: BALL PIT IN MY HOUSE, SHOWBIZ STYLE
Millie: i seriously want to HANG like rappers all day
Millie: like ALL THOSE PEOPLE they hang out with
Millie: just fucking following them around, eating steaks with them
April: …and you will know us by the trail of steaks
Millie: i’m sure though even the people in arrested development were fucking CHILLING ALWAYS
Millie: TRAIL OF STEAKS!
Millie: i mean, that one dude’s job was to WEAR A DIAPER IN ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
Millie: where do i APPLY FOR THAT SHIT
April: call him up!
April: we seriously need to BEFRIEND PRO SKATERS too
April: they are total PROFESSIONAL HANGER-OUTERS
Millie: “let us follow you!”
Millie: like they’re the Dead
April: HAHAHHAHAHA BUT WITH MONEY!
Millie: PROFESSIONAL HANGER OUTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April: HAHAHA THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!
Millie: i seriously want to cut off everyone in my life who AIN’T FUN
April: PROFESSIONAL PRANKSTERS
April: they’re like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5NAQBn7N_k
April: GOD I FORGOT HOW FUCKING INSANELY HORRIBLY UNBELIEVABLY SHITTY THAT SONG IS
Millie: i can’t believe i’m watching this longer than 3 seconds
April: HAHA ME TOO
April: how about that dude TAKING A BITE OF THE DOG SHIT SANDWICH
April: BECAUSE YOU WOULDN’T SMELL IT A MILE AWAY
April: like you would just have it an inch away from your face like, “well, this seems on the up and up”
Millie: WELL THIS SEEMS ON THE UP AND UP
April: “nothing going on here but a potentially delicious sandwich”
Millie: “hey WAIT A MINUTE!”
April: i mean, dog turds are like NOTHING ELSE IN THE SMELLY KINGDOM
April: shit is REAL
April: and he takes, like, a HULKING BITE
April: like CHOMPS
Millie: a COMMITTED CHOMP
Millie: not a taste but a CHOMP
April: HAHAHA SERIOUS!
April: that video just isn’t realistic.
April: GOD i can’t believe REDMAN is in on that shit!
Millie: “just isn’t realistic”
April: “this just wouldn’t happen.”