June 2009
4 posts
Millie: dude I HATE WORKING Millie: i just want to eat WINGS April: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Millie: and HAVE CONSTANT AMOUNTS OF FUN April: Professional Wing Eater Millie: PhD in Knowing That Wings Are Delicious April: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHA April: Masters in Wingology Millie: Dr. Constant Wings, DDS April: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA April: Constance Wings Millie:...
April: OKAY REMEMBER WHEN FRED DURST EXISTED?! Millie: dude, one of my biggest SHAMEFUL MOMENTS in life is that i watched his porn Millie: or like that video of him April: FRED DURST’S!??!?!?! Millie: yes. April: wait, where was i? April: we even watched VINCE NEIL’S BUTTSTEAKS Millie: i think i was living in that house in decatur? Millie: i think you already moved Millie: i totally...
April: OKAY April: OKAY April: OKAY April: how about i just found out the MOST LIFE-CHANGING FACT EVER April: EVER April: if you knew this and didn’t tell me, WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS April: how about April: MJ WROTE “DO THE BARTMAN” Millie: WAIT. Millie: WAIT A SECOND. April: YEAH. Millie: HOLD ON. April: YEAH DOG. April: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_the_Bartman Millie: THAT...
Millie: man, “so emotional” by whitney houston RULES. Millie: THERE IT GOES Millie: I SAID IT April: HAHAHAHAHHAHA April: when i was little i wanted to LIVE in the “i wanna dance with somebody” video April: like i tried to get my hair like hers and shit Millie: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Millie: that outfit was MY DREAM Millie: also, i was obsessed with the song “when i...
