October 2009
5 posts
April: i might be listening to “easy lover” on repeat. Millie: nothing wrong with that. April: hahahaha April: i can be myself around you. Millie: i’m honored! April: HAHAHAHA Millie: listen, it’s probably my fave phil collins jam? April: solo? of course April: otherwise i gotta go with “that’s all” April: if we’re including genesis Millie: hahahaha...
September 2009
8 posts
April: i think i hate songs about “partying” April: like literal “let’s PARTY!” songs April: this fucking miley cyrus atrocity made me realize that Millie: HAHAHAHAHA GOD ME NEITHER April: like songs were they actually say “party” in them Millie: one of the worst songs of all time is “everybody have fun tonight” by wang chung Millie: like ONE...
Millie: how about i was just standing next to alec motherfuckin’ baldwin. Millie: how about that shit. April: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH RIGHT NOWWWWWWWW April: CAMPHONE PIXXXX? April: SNEAKY CAMPHONE PIX? April: does he look good in person? April: does he smell like BRUT? April: like a MAN? Millie: dude. motherfucker COMMANDS. Millie: that’s all you need to know. April: OH MAN April:...
Millie: i don’t know much about presidents. i’m like bookends with that shit — i know george washington and bill clinton, and that’s it April: i mean, i know some stuff, but i don’t know facts about millard fillmore or whatever Millie: wasn’t teddy roosevelt the one who walked the streets like a cop? April: HAHA, WHAT? Millie: yeah, i remember hearing he was down as...
Millie: i just saw Sisqo eating in the cafeteria. based on the food alone, i don’t know if i’ve ever witnessed a harder fall from grace. April: OKAY SISQO. April: TELL ME NOW April: was he eating SBARROS? Millie: I can’t believe you just said that. Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF April: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA April: did he still have SILVER HAIR BY KRYLON? Millie:...
April: i am seriously trying to get to the bottom of the history of “moustache rides 5¢” Millie: paul’s right though - trying to look it up would be a fucking NIGHTMARE Millie: just because you wouldn’t get a straight answer Millie: from the internet April: yeah, it just brings up shit about CUNNILINGUS Millie: i mean, the internet is like one GIANT mustache rides joke...
Millie: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collyer_brothers April: okay. April: i love that they “became famous for hoarding” April: how were they unemployed but had all this shit?! Millie: i know right?! Millie: it’s hilarious to have found like 14 PIANOS in one house Millie: and like HALF A CAR April: i love these dudes! famous for being SNOBS and HOARDERS April: famous! April: 100...
Millie: okay April: sup? Millie: fucking the “pop goes the weasel” video? Millie: the fucking SONG Millie: 3RD BASS IN GENERAL April: uh, the best? Millie: blows my fucking MIND. April: uh YEAH April: like CONSCIOUS WHITEYS Millie: MC SERCH IS MY DREAM MAN. April: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA April: basically. April: he’s like HONORABLE Millie: like serch in the “white rapper...
