January 2010
7 posts
April: I AM CRYING: http://vimeo.com/7577554 April: DUDE I AM CRYING April: dude, PEEP the link i just sent you April: RIGHT NOW April: like i am CRYING LAUGHING Millie: hang on Millie: IN A JET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Millie: HOLY FUCK April: POLAR BEAR BLOWS UP THE GALAXY!!!!!!!!!! April: dude, i am DYINGGGGG April: HAHAHAHAHA Millie: wait, so what is this INTRO song Millie: i forget Millie:...
April: i gotta be honest April: it’s weird to me that there are people in this world who don’t like jay-z Millie: who doesn’t like jay-z? April: i’ve heard some people say that April: and that is just WEIRD, plain and simple Millie: i’m trying to think of something else that everyone with an inch of taste likes Millie: pizza? April: yeah, i mean, jay-z being good is...
(Our friend Thara posing with the taxidermied bear at my parents’ house): Millie: my dad: worst taste ever, 1954-present April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA April: no way man April: my stepdad would give him a run for his money April: i mean, my parents think JEFF FOXWORTHY is the funniest person who ever lived Millie: okay but here’s what’s fucking CUTTHROAT about your dad Millie: which i...
April: HAHAHAHA, I love how ben said, “Boys Say Go is the gayest 3:00 in recorded history, including gay porn.” Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA April: dude, how is not ONE MEMBER of depeche mode gay? like HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? Millie: I KNOW. it’s seriously like some secret of the freemasons shit Millie: i mean, VINCE CLARKE IS MARRIED. Millie: to a WOMAN. April: no one involved in...
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KATIE JUST BROUGHT THIS UP April: REMEMBER THIS SHIT? April: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9cQOcAC_K8 Millie: OH Millie: MY FUCKING Millie: GOD Millie: WAAAAAZUPWITCHU April: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA April: WE ARE DYING Millie: DUDE THIS IS THE WORST SONG/VIDEO OF ALL TIME April: HAHAHHAHAHAHHA I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW April: EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS HORRIFIC April: nice LOOK...
April: teenage morgan freeman is legit starting to creep me out April: just how there is NO EVIDENCE AT ALL April: i feel like teenage morgan freeman is like some roswell-type shit April: like area 51 Millie: I KNOW!!!! Millie: maybe he’s a replicant April: HAHAHAHA I’M SAYING! Millie: he didn’t have a youth April: really doe! April: it’s some conspiracy shit! Millie: i...
April: yo, can i tell you a secret? Millie: DUH! April: this picture kind of turns me on: http://californiawives.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/andrewwet.jpg April: like i just realized that April: i don’t know why. Millie: okay. this is why we should talk EVEN MORE than we do now. April: i feel like i would do on a date with andrew wk even though he is totally against type for me Millie: i...
