June 2010
6 posts
Millie: i just came from the mall. went to B REP. April: NOICE! April: haha “b rep!” April: “i go there a lot.” Millie: “honey, throw a half dozen of these windbreakers in that bag for me” April: hahaha Millie: i made a male friend of mine buy this grey sportscoat because it was TIMELESSLY HOT April: NOICE! Millie: we have to steer these dudes in the right...
(This conversation originally took place on January 30, 2009, when this was first posted.) April: OKAY DUDE April: HOLY FUCK April: MORRISSEY DONE LOST HIS DAMN MIND April: http://www.morrissey-solo.com/article.pl?sid=09/01/30/1824246 Millie: UH OKAY THEN. Millie: OKAY Millie: OKAY Millie: OKAY April: RIGHT? April: RIGHT? Millie: WHY IS EVERYONE NAKED April: I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK Millie: OH...
Millie: henry thomas messaged me on myspace April: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH April: SHUT UP! Millie: yes! April: what did he say???????? Millie: i asked him if he was playing a show and he wrote me and was like “sorry millie, apparently i missed the boat this year - but i’ll be there next year!” April: WAIT April: henry thomas from “e.t.” April: right? Millie: i just...
April: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07_rnlBezQg — UH-EATIN’ CHOC’LIT PIEEEEEEE Millie: CUKIN CHEEKIN UP TO FRY April: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Millie: hahahahahaha i totally remember you played BOTH those songs for me Millie: in your room at your parents’ house April: is that not THE MOST REDNECK SONG EVER?! April: hahahaha i’m like, “listen to my history” Millie:...
Millie: http://www.amazon.com/Boss-was-Killer-Next-Victim/dp/0943247098 Millie: HAHAHAHA that fucking book cover Millie: nice PIXELATED photo April: DUDE I KNOW April: hahahaha YES! April: and, like, just ARIAL for the title April: also, is it even a real book? or did that lady just print it out on her inkjet? Millie: hahaha Millie: “I was the next victim” April: hahahahaha April:...
April: HAHA DUDE GET READY April: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvG6LeGWU2g#t=01m22s April: “this is an excellent movie.” Millie: OH. MY. GOD. Millie: HE LOOKS CRAZY. April: dude. Millie: OKAY LISTEN April: the most DAMNING part of this is that he thinks it’s a GOOD MOVIE! hahahaha Millie: I will give him a pass for doing that AT THE TIME Millie: like, it was a new thing — it...