New Perspective On Shit

Millie: PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM TOOK ME KNEE HIGH TO A MAN
April: dude
April: i did karaoke at this place the other night that had ZERO elton john in the book
April: i was like WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS. BURN THIS PLACE DOWN.
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHA
April: it was seriously FUCKED UP
Millie: yeah that’s a no brainer
Millie: also,i kind of can’t believe how many jams elton john had
April: oh man
April: no shit right?
Millie: i know we talk about this every six months
Millie: but seriously
April: oh no, it needs to be continually addressed
April: because i have an elton john awakening every so often
April: just yesterday “this train don’t stop there anymore” came on random
April: and i was like, “this is a later jam and he STILL HAS IT”
Millie: oh yeah
Millie: i’ve sat here and listened to “philadelphia freedom” like 9 times today
April: hahahaha
Millie: i don’t give a shit
April: dude, i even like his ’80s shit
April: like “too low for zero”
April: i’m all over it
Millie: yeah, even “the bitch is back”
April: yep.
Millie: it’s like — i don’t care how gay
April: and you KNOW how i feel about “the club at the end of the street”
Millie: HAHAHAHAHA exactly!
April: i will stand by that shit forever
April: i don’t care who’s asking, i co-sign that jam for life
Millie: and like “honky cat” - WHY IS THAT THE BEST
April: HOLY SHIT HONKY CAT
April: i love how he is a BIG ENGLISH WHITE NERD and can get FUNKY AS ALL HELL
Millie: every time i hear that i want to be sitting on the edge of a piano
Millie: with like, shelley duvall and bernadette peters
Millie: with platform boots on
Millie: something super ‘70s
Millie: and showtunes-y
April: oh totally
April: ELECTRIC BOOTS, A MOHAIR SUIT
April: did you ever work at tower when he came in to shop?
April: he was cool as shit
Millie: about those HI CLASS LAYDAYS down in NEW ORLEEEENS
Millie: i never saw him there!
April: i worked a couple tuesdays where we opened early for him to get the new releases
April: he was cool as hell
April: signed shit for people
Millie: that is awesome
Millie: !!!
Millie: get back, honky cat
Millie: who the fuck thought of that
Millie: a GENIUS
April: see, i’ve had arguments with people before because they are like, “he sucks because he doesn’t write his lyrics”
April: but i’m like, WHO CARES
April: he knows his strengths
Millie: who’s that dude who wrote the songs
April: if you can write SICK JAMS, then go ahead and farm the lyrics out
Millie: OH MY GOD i almost just typed “bernie madoff”
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
April: elton john/bernie madoff
April: songwriting duo
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Millie: his name was bernie though right?!
April: bernie taupin
April: dude, know what jam kills me every time?
April: fuckin’ LEVON, man
April: i sing that shit at the top o’ my lungs
Millie: now i’m reading about bernie taupin
Millie: dude these EJ ‘70s songs are fucking space jams
Millie: i love this shit
Millie: it’s like laser light show shit
Millie: fucking “rocket man”
Millie: SMOOTH
April: dude, the one-two punch of “funeral for a friend/love lies bleeding”
April: his voice is just rad
Millie: halloween costume: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X23v5_K7cXk
April: YOU KNOW THIS IS MY SHIT
April: #1 KARAOKE CHOICE OF APRIL RICHARDSON
April: i would totally dress like this for halloween
April: with the fucking “step right up!” state fair hat
April: GOD I LOVE THIS SONG
April: oh man, i haven’t peeped this video in a MINUTE
April: hahaha the “only some things are in color” FX
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: i love how he’s healing all the street rat children
April: HE IS
April: WITH HIS SMOOTH SOUNDS
Millie: “THEY REACH INTO YOUR ROOM everyone!”
April: okay, the performance outfit is a total “step right up and win a giant stuffed animal” uniform from the fair
Millie: there’s a red AND blue state fair outfit!
April: HAHAHAHA YES!
April: he’s also PLAYING A HOBO in this
Millie: oh my god - why did everyone want to play hobos in ‘80s videos
Millie: everyone is dancing around him
Millie: this is CRAZY!
April: i want to live on this street.
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April: have my window open and the smooth sounds of elton john wafting in
Millie: this street seems like the one that’s next to one in janet jackson’s “when i think of you”
Millie: or maybe it’s the same street?!
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April: also, #1 sign hobos hang out here: constantly burning trash can fires
Millie: and maybe the one in “all night long” by lionel richie
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: all these people come to these streets to change things
April: RETURN OF THE STATE FAIR UNIFORM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6KYAVn8ons
Millie: “get elton john down to this street”
Millie: okay listen.
April: he loves that hat
Millie: this song seriously makes me sad.
April: ME TOO DUDE
April: like it MAKES ME EMOTIONAL
Millie: i don’t know if it’s because i’ve finally lived enough life where this song MEANS SOMETHING now
April: yeah, like I GET IT NOW
April: i’ve had some failed relationships
Millie: OH NO, DOO WOP DANCE
Millie: i’m already crying
April: i don’t know why he favors the state fair ticket-taker hat, though
April: i forgot that was his go-to look for a while
Millie: HAHAHAHA totally was
Millie: oh man, this is making me super sad
April: another trend of ’80s videos: “remember how great the ’50s were?”
Millie: RIGHT?!
Millie: now that i know this guy went to the war
April: that shit ran RAMPANT
April: elton john is another dude i just want to HANG with
Millie: okay seriously
Millie: what is more romantic than: “live for each second, without hesitation, and never forget i’m your man”
Millie: CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
April: basically.
April: JOHN/TAUPIN 2012
Millie: i haven’t seen this video ever!
April: LET’S VOTE
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: now i’m like “oh shit, soda shop war video”
Millie: can this song be any sadder?!
April: let’s change it up and feel EMPOWERED: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s
April: reppin’ a safari hat in this one
April: before going back to the state fair
Millie: holy shit.
Millie: this might be the best video ever made.
Millie: i mean, THE FUCK is going on
Millie: there’s people everywhere in high cut underwear
Millie: and he looks like someone’s DAD in a safari hat and tuxedo jacket
April: oh totally
April: even the dudes are in MOM BIKINIS
April: like, with ’80s mom tall ass
April: DUDE I LOVE ELTON JOHN
April: FOREVER AND EVER AMEN
Millie: AND YOU CAN TELL ERRRYBODY THIS IS YOUR SONG
April: WE CAN ALL JUST PRETEND “THE LION KING” DIDN’T HAPPEN
Millie: dude i can’t stop
April: SOMEONE SAVED MY LIFE TONIGHT
April: come on now
Millie: dude.
Millie: that song is the most epic of epic
April: i’m saying.
April: it’s like on an OPERA scale
Millie: when he’s like DAMMIT, LISTEN TO ME GOOD
Millie: i’m like “holy fuck, this is serious.”
April: “he means biz.”
Millie: this is not a joke, people
April: yo, remember when J. TIMBERLAKE played him? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsuHAn54wPs&ob=av2n
Millie: YES!!!!!!!
April: i fucking love this video.
April: i seriously want to be E.J. for halloween now
April: like this era
April: platforms and nutty glasses and shit
Millie: YES YES YES YES
April: or that fucking bedazzled dodgers uniform
Millie: ME TOO!!!!
April: from when he played dodger stadium
April: look, my lifetime halloween goal has been to dress as prince as half batman/half joker from the “batdance” video
April: but that is out of my range financially
April: so i might go with ’70s EJ
Millie: dude you gotta find someone crafty
Millie: that’s the only way
April: let’s both go as elton john for halloween
April: rep that shit coast to coast
Millie: OMG THAT WOULD BE THE BEST
Millie: we should do coast-to-coast elton
Millie: so i guess it’s like, a sgt pepper’s costume with like, carnival dude stuff
April: i seriously want to
April: i’m just trying to figure out the balding thing?
April: if i’m going to be ’70s elton
Millie: i should be ‘80s
Millie: it’s like, a cruise bartender’s jacket
April: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
April: but it has to have TAILS
Millie: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ERcyYzWYWLw/TI7J6HuHAaI/AAAAAAAAF4U/x-6vxzP1IBs/s1600/ScreenHunter_34+Sep.+13+21.50.jpg
Millie: ribbon tie
Millie: brooch
April: BROOCH
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
April: huge hoop earring
Millie: HUGE
April: how much do you think an entirely bedazzled dodger uniform will cost me? http://www.photographersgallery.com/i/full/elton_dodger_stad2.jpg
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Millie: a trillion dollars
Millie: but you could totally wear it again
April: hahahahahahahaha
April: yeah, it’s not like a bridesmaids dress
April: you’ll actually wear it again
Millie: HAHAHHAHA
Millie: exactly
Millie: there’s this option: http://www.tvornottv.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/sir-elton-john.jpg
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
April: yeah, you can get those in every store