New Perspective On Shit

April: BTW
April: BY THE FUCKING WAY
April: GORILLA PLAYING SAXOPHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April: i am LOSING IT
Millie: RIGHT?!????????????????
April: where is that shit?!?!?!
Millie: we figured out it was in toledo ohio
Millie: you should see the other links in the comments
Millie: someone found his homepage or some shit!
April: dude. we should pool some money together to get him to atlanta.
April: i would fly home for that.
Millie: dude, if he came to atlanta i would fucking shit a brick FUDGE.
April: DUDE NO KIDDING
April: but how do you fly a gorilla somewhere?
April: is that legal?
April: i guess they would have to drive from ohio?
Millie: “how do you fly a gorilla somewhere?”
Millie: a question that’s been asked for centuries.
Millie: IS THAT LEGAL?
Millie: HAHAHAHAHA
April: HAHAHAHAHAHA
April: i am so dumb
April: would he fly with the cargo? in a huge wooden box with bars?
Millie: wait, is it a real gorilla?!
April: i thought it was?
April: i thought that was the thing!
April: i thought that was the ALLURE
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: god i didn’t even THINK it could be a real gorilla!
Millie: that just flipped the entire script
April: HAHAHAHA am i an idiot? that’s the ONLY thing i thought!
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April: FACE VALUE
Millie: if this was a real gorilla playing a saxophone i’d be booking my flight to toledo RIGHT NOW.
April: i swear to you, it didn’t even cross my mind that it wouldn’t be a real gorilla.
April: like, i feel like you are telling me santa claus isn’t real right now.
Millie: HAHAHA!
Millie: god so that conversation we had about you believing ANYTHING is actually true!
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April: is it totally impossible to teach a gorilla how to play SAX?
April: didn’t jane goodall do that shit?
Millie: HAHAHA you better be glad i’m not a scientist
Millie: i’d be doing that kind of shit all the time
Millie: “i’m getting that bear to play basketball”
April: HAHAHA ME TOO
April: like totally abusing my power
April: “out of africa” would be about me teaching chimps how to play poker
April: wait, that’s not the jane goodall movie
April: whatever, you get what i’m saying
Millie: “gorillaz in the mist”
April: oh yeah! hahaha
April: yeah man, i would seriously be fired from science
April: “dr. richardson, the time you’ve spent teaching these chimps how to play upright bass does not benefit humankind in any real way”
Millie: yeah, i already want to dress dogs like sherlock holmes and stuff
Millie: don’t get me started on teaching them tasks to DO
April: if you have a white lab coat on, you can do it
April: in the name of science!
April: listen to me now
April: if this gorilla plays yakety sax, i’m done.
April: like i would very seriously commit suicide.
April: there would just be nothing left to see in life.
April: or this would probably happen immediately anyway: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_from_laughter