Millie: …but i don’t want to hear about his life
Millie: I DON’T WANT YO LIFE
April: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
April: fucking VARSITY BLOOZ
April: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: BLOOZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BLOOZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD AT WORK
April: dude, i’m dying
April: that fucking quote
April: i forgot about that shit!
April: HAHAHHAHAA I DON’T WANT YUR LIFE
Millie: I DON’T WONT YOR LYFE
April: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA i forgot about that fucking FIVEHEAD DAWSON
Millie: HAHAHAHAHA
April: I DUNT WONT YUR LYFE
April: hahahahahahhahahahahha
April: dude, that guy has FOREHEAD FOR MILES
April: I CAN SEE FOR MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES
Millie: DAWZ
April: HAHAHAHAHAHA
April: DAWZ CREEX
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHA DAWZ CREEXXX
Millie: HAHAHAHA
April: wait, what’s his real name?
April: isn’t he a three-name guy?
April: VAN DER BEEX!
April: JAMEZ VAN DER BEEX
Millie: VAN DUR BEEXXX
Millie: YUNG VAN DER BEEX
April: hahahahahaha
Millie: peep your facebook
April: haha okay
April: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
April: look at that FINE ART
Millie: that was one of the most satisfying things i’ve ever done
April: we need to bring back BLINGEES
April: HAHAHAHAHHAHA SATISFYING
April: HAHAHHAHA JAMES VAN DER BEEX AS A THUG
Millie: i loved stacking that money
April: GET THAT PAPER
Millie: that was the BEST
April: HAHAHAHHAHAHA i just love that he is the WHITEST
April: like when you think of a HONKEY, you think dawson
Millie: and now he looks like usher
April: hahahahahahahha
April: dawson = all things HONKAAAY
Millie: that name is PRAYING to be fucked with
Millie: James Van Der Beek
Millie: are you kidding
April: yeah, seriously
April: JVDB
April: he needs to do a buddy cop movie with jean claude van damme
April: JVDB meets JCVD
Millie: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April: in “L.A.P.D. V.I.P.s”
Millie: WRITE A SCRIPT NOW
Millie: with CCH
Millie: who will at that point drop “pounder” and only go by CCH
April: HAHAHAHHAHA it’s only acronyms
April: like they only say shit like “OMG! LOL!” to each other
Millie: JVDB: “WTF, JCVD. SNAFU!”
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April: JCVD: “LOL! FUBAR!”
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: “RHTS!”
April: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
April: i’m sure one would say “RAISE HELL THIS SUMMER!”
Millie: I WOULD SAY IT
April: HAHAHAHHAHA
Millie: i would say it every day
April: JVDB: “BRB ASAP!”
Millie: HAHAHAHAHA
New Perspective On Shit
April is on the West Coast & Millie is on the East Coast & they talk at work every day via Instant Messenger. aprilandmillie@gmail.com
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