April: okay, listen
April: i got beef with lady gaga
Millie: WHAT.
Millie: impossible!
Millie: hahahaha
April: well, i mean, i don’t like her jams on the whole
Millie: just kidding, she’s terrible
April: BUT
April: here’s my deal:
April: i feel like she is trying to market herself as 80s madonna
April: look at this quote from this article i edited:
April: “After years of hustle in New York City, where we made our art videos in bars, myself and the Haus of Gaga are honored to receive nine nominations for the 2009 VMAs,” she said.
April: you know what? it’s the 2000s. THERE IS NO HUSTLE NOW.
April: you know? we have the internet! you don’t have to hustle in the danceteria in new york or whatever
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: also, haus of gaga is so “paris is burning”
April: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: she’s bringing back like NYC gay latino drag shows
Millie: which is a madonna thing
Millie: ARG
April: yeah, i feel like she is trying SO FUCKING HARD to be “everybody”-era madonna
April: like biting madonna’s whole come-up story
April: like “i worked at dunkin donuts and lived in a squat in new york city and was a club kid”
April: but it’s like, NO YOU DIDN’T. THE INTERNET IS HERE.
April: like that path is obsolete now
Millie: HAHAHAHAHA
Millie: you no longer have to sell cassettes out of the trunk of your car, a la HAMMER
April: EXACTLYYYYYYYYYYY
New Perspective On Shit
April is on the West Coast & Millie is on the East Coast & they talk at work every day via Instant Messenger. aprilandmillie@gmail.com
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