New Perspective On Shit

Millie: https://www.buffetsjobs.com/index.cfm?action=requisition.list&jobType=C
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
April: i’m dying over the company being BUFFETS, INC
Millie: RIGHT?!?!?!
April: that should be where weird al works in the “eat it” video
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHA right? before he quits
Millie: there’s an RSS feed too
April: why.
Millie: I KNOW!!!!
Millie: also i went to the ryan’s facebook page
Millie: talk about content being king
Millie: it’s like “How was your weekend? Love, RYAN’S STEAKHOUSE”
Millie: i love how companies have a facebook page to ask about their customer’s weekends
April: oh my god, me too
April: or when, like, cleaning supplies have facebook pages
April: “please like formula 405 on facebook!”
Millie: exactly! it’s like, how long are you going to sustain conversations about formula 405
Millie: “Did anyone cut any grease today?”
April: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
April: “How did we do with the whole cleaning-your-kitchen thing? Tell us!”
Millie: HAHAHAHA exactly
April: hahaha, i love the WEB ENTITY of ryan’s steakhouse being like, “how y’all doing out there?”
Millie: http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/425921_10150602762237634_285773715_n.jpg
Millie: okay
Millie: first off
Millie: whose “new thing” consists of reading a book and drinking herbal tea
Millie: YOU GUYS, i just did this new thing
April: REGARDZ, who is TELLING RYAN’S STEAKHOUSE ABOUT IT?
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: i just feel like, who is the social media manager at ryan’s
April: yeah, especially since ryan’s caters to people NOT on facebook
April: i.e. my grandparents
Millie: exactly!
Millie: i mean, they must be like pulling out their hair trying to figure out stuff to talk about
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
April: “if i were a steakhouse, what would i want to know?”
April: “what would i ask my customers?”
Millie: but also like, super arrogant too
Millie: “tell us what you thought of our popcorn shrimp”
April: HAHAHAHAHA
Millie: their wall is so sad
April: “how delicious did you think our chicken fingers were? tell us in the comments!”
Millie: “Ryan’s Buffet Give us ONE word to describe 2012 so far.”
April: hahahahahahahahaha WHAT?
April: “steaky”
Millie: “Ryan’s Buffet Happy Monday! Only one more week until Thanksgiving - we’re getting excited! Have you made your turkey day plans?”
Millie: “Hopefully NOT eating at Ryan’s?”
April: also, who is SHARING ryan’s wall stories with their friends?!?!
Millie: SHARING!!!!!!!!!
April: i seriously love the type of person who would share/comment on this stuff
April: that fascinates me
Millie: god ME FUCKING TOO
Millie: it’s so fascinating
April: i mean, one of these has 128 comments
April: “Ryan’s Buffet Today starts a new month. What do you love most about March?”
April: 70 people answered.
April: 70 people thought, “ryan’s steakhouse really cares about what i have to say on this topic.”
April: i love that
Millie: RIGHT!!! i was like “50 comments on what?!”
April: there are 72 comments and 1 share (!!!!!!!!!!) on this:
April: “Ryan’s Buffet It’s Fun Fact Friday! Today is National Umbrella Day. Do you prefer an umbrella or raincoat?”
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: “Okay Ryan’s Steakhouse, here’s what i prefer…”
Millie: !!!!!!!!!!!
April: “here’s where i stand on that important debate, ryan’s…”
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April: i love this subculture so much
April: these people are totally the people that call in to home shopping channels
Millie: oh my god exactly!!!
Millie: or like the people who actually buy the bathtub being sold at the un-manned kiosk in the mall
April: HAHAHA YES!!!
April: i love it so much when people call in to home shopping channels and want to TALK
April: like get down to it
April: and the hosts are even like, “uh, okay. thanks. yes, yes. thanks. bye!”
Millie: i always think they like the presentations
Millie: which is why they don’t just go on the internet
Millie: i mean, maybe they don’t have internet or whatever
April: well, a lot feel STRONGLY about the products
April: and want to talk FOREVER about how great they are
Millie: but they like emeril coming on to talk about his pans or some shit
Millie: HAHAHAHA
April: to where even the hosts are like, “we get it. it’s great. moving on…”
Millie: STRONGLY