Millie: i don’t know much about presidents. i’m like bookends with that shit — i know george washington and bill clinton, and that’s it
April: i mean, i know some stuff, but i don’t know facts about millard fillmore or whatever
Millie: wasn’t teddy roosevelt the one who walked the streets like a cop?
April: HAHA, WHAT?
Millie: yeah, i remember hearing he was down as hell and would, like, patrol the streets like a cop, all, “hey, I hope all my citizens are doing good”
April: uh, will you PLEASE be a history teacher?
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April is on the West Coast & Millie is on the East Coast & they talk at work every day via Instant Messenger. aprilandmillie@gmail.com
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