April: i think i hate songs about “partying”
April: like literal “let’s PARTY!” songs
April: this fucking miley cyrus atrocity made me realize that
Millie: HAHAHAHAHA GOD ME NEITHER
April: like songs were they actually say “party” in them
Millie: one of the worst songs of all time is “everybody have fun tonight” by wang chung
Millie: like ONE OF THE WORST.
April: HAHAHA YEAH
April: maybe the only song i like with “party” in it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9FHbP2-of8
Millie: oh DUH, of course
Millie: i mean, DMX is something else
Millie: he was trying to make HYENAS the new DOBERMANS for christ sake
April: this isn’t even about partying
April: or, i guess it’s about DMX’S IDEA OF PARTYING
April: which is KILLING YOU
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: “your death is a party to me!”
April: hahahahahahah
April: like it has party in the title, but it’s obviously not about going to chuck e. cheese
Millie: well i find that this song isn’t really included in the PARTY MIX most of the time
Millie: like it’s too dark
April: right
Millie: it’s not like “where’s the party” by madonnna or anything
April: honestly though, aren’t party songs lame?
April: like any song that is LITERALLY about a party is dumb
Millie: oh totally. they’re way too fucking EAGER
Millie: it’s like, “dude, if you’ve got to tell me to party, chances are i won’t want to with you”
April: exactly!
April: they are, like, trying to CONVINCE you a party is going on
Millie: they’re the embodiment of a dude who tries to start a wave at a sporting event
Millie: that guy sucks
April: like with any super literal “WE ARE PARTYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!” song i just picture a bunch of people sitting around reading or something and the singer trying to be like, “we’re partying, right? RIGHT?”
Millie: HAHAHAHAHA
April: hahaha “they’re like the guy trying to start the wave”
Millie: i just hate anybody who’s gonna force me to do anything
Millie: partying included
April: HAHAHAHAHA
April: WHOOPS, I SPOKE TOO SOON! Amanda on twitter reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDbpzjbXUZI
April: hahaha
Millie: yeah, we BOTH did.
Millie: then again…
Millie: the song isn’t really about getting a party STARTED, per se
Millie: it’s about a girl who likes to party
Millie: all the time.
April: right right
April: got by on a technicality.
Millie: thank GOD
Millie: that song fucking rules!
April: right?
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April is on the West Coast & Millie is on the East Coast & they talk at work every day via Instant Messenger. aprilandmillie@gmail.com
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