April: fuckin’ hot dudes, man
April: they have it so fucking easy
April: no one ever dumps them!
Millie: EXACTLY.
Millie: they’ll just act like babies and women will feel bad for them.
April: they just have their pick of the litter and move on to new hot ladies
April: because they’re never getting dumped!
Millie: well. i have to believe they’ll get their comeuppance
Millie: like they’ll die alone in the belly of a whale
Millie: or something
April: HAHAHAHAHAHA
New Perspective On Shit
April is on the West Coast & Millie is on the East Coast & they talk at work every day via Instant Messenger. aprilandmillie@gmail.com
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