Millie: real quick, i have to fucking show you this: http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5324/7167506636_3b7df0d3eb_o.jpg
April: WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS
Millie: hahaha my friend on FB posted this and wrote “Pretty incredible ‘95 Crown Vic Child’s Play Edition”
Millie: CHILD’S PLAY EDITION
April: is that ATTACHED to the wheel?!!?
April: WHAT THE FUCK?
Millie: i asked that too!!!!
April: like you’re DRIVING ON CHUCKIE?
Millie: okay so my friend scott posted this — he saw this car outside SOUTH OF THE BORDER
Millie: duh, all class
Millie: but then when he was taking pics, the owner came out and was like “wait”
Millie: and then went into the trunk and grabbed the doll
April: HAHAHA “wait”
Millie: and like posed the doll against the car
Millie: like okay, now you got a good pic
April: “let me get it ready for the photo op”
April: what’s with chuckie GETTING MONEY?
April: is chuckie GANGSTER?
April: is chuckie a symbol of thuggery?
Millie: dude, i have no idea!!
Millie: chuckie is the new scarface
April: like i see some thugged-out dooz with giant TAZ t-shirts
April: which is odd, but i SORT OF get it because taz fucks up shit in his path
April: but chuckie?
April: like him HOLDING DOLLARS on there is the funniest shit ever
Millie: yeah i can’t even recall but was chuckie ever into money?
Millie: like in the movies
Millie: i just thought he killed people
Millie: money was no motivation
April: yeah, me too?
April: how could he even monetize his killings? he’s not an adult
April: people aren’t going to pay a baby to kill
Millie: HAHAHA right? i mean, you hire someone to kill, you want a fully grown adult
Millie: here’s my thing though
Millie: okay so scarface, i get
Millie: b/c it’s a whole “coming from nothing, making your fortune” story
Millie: that might be inspiring
April: yeah, i get scarface too
Millie: whereas chuckie…
Millie: WHAT DID HE DO
April: unless it’s just that he reps PURE EVIL?
April: but that’s not even thuggish
April: that’s like horrorcore
April: like gravediggaz or something
April: i feel like tupac wouldn’t rep chuckie
Millie: tupac would not go to las vegas and bet on boxing w/ chuckie
Millie: okay now i’m reading the plotline of child’s play
April: any clues?
April: to his thuggishness?
Millie: “a serial killer known as “The Lakeshore Strangler” (Brad Dourif), is shot and mortally wounded. Knowing he cannot escape, the dying Charles takes cover inside a toy store, finding boxes of talking “Good Guy” dolls, and uses a voodoo ritual to transfer his soul into one of the dolls”
Millie: yeah that’s believable
April: that sounds terrible
April: is voodoo gangster?
Millie: god this plot is so convoluted
Millie: i just have to say
Millie: i can’t stop laughing at this being the Child’s Play Edition of a car
Millie: like car companies putting out themed cars
April: there are, like, eddie bauer SUVs and shit
April: and now the Child’s Play Ford
April: only the finest
April: like imagine a dad buying this car for the family
April: or it being a COMPANY CAR HAHAHAHAHA
Millie: HAHAHAHAHA like mary kay
April: if you sell 1,000 chuckie dolls, you get this car
April: toys r us pyramid scheme
April: i love that an adult drives this.
April: CHUCKIE GETTING DOLLARS
April: BWAHAHAHAHHA i can’t stop laughing at that
April: the idea of chuckie being into MONEY
Millie: and it’s so clearly like GLUED to his hand
April: i love the idea of making a character into what you want it to be
April: like putting hello kitty on a car but giving her gold teeth
April: “i like chuckie, but i wish he was HARDER”
Millie: it’s like giving yogi bear a six pack
Millie: HOW YA LIKE ME NOW
April: HAHAHA TOTALLY
April: dressing tom & jerry up like kris kross
April: i can’t stop laughing at this car.
Millie: ME NEITHER!!!!
Millie: i also like the fact that the guy who owns it had a doll in the back
Millie: that he like, props up with the car whenever he can
April: he COMES PREPARED