New Perspective On Shit

April: yo, can i tell you a secret?
Millie: DUH!
April: this picture kind of turns me on: http://californiawives.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/andrewwet.jpg
April: like i just realized that
April: i don’t know why.
Millie: okay. this is why we should talk EVEN MORE than we do now.
April: i feel like i would do on a date with andrew wk even though he is totally against type for me
Millie: i remember when this album dropped i was like “i need this photo in a locket”
Millie: and i kind of thought he was scary
April: me too!
April: but his music kind of sounds meat loaf-y?
April: but i was into how PUMPED he was
Millie: but then when he revealed to be this big goofy dork
Millie: i was kind of like “could i unknow that?”
Millie: it’s kind of jarring to me that he is a dork from hell
April: hahahahaha
Millie: like you can’t go from BLOODY HOT picture to like, weird al
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WEIRD AL
Millie: oh, speaking of?
Millie: okay — hear me out on this
Millie: very much related
April: dude, you better not tell me you want to do weird al now.
April: i don’t know if i can take that. i’m at work.
Millie: UH NO.
Millie: listen!
April: HAHAHAHAHA PHEW
Millie: so one time i was CRUZIN the internet
Millie: and i saw this picture of weird al
Millie: like EARLY weird al
April: haha right
Millie: no glasses
April: okay…
Millie: that was KIND of redeemable.
Millie: like he kind of looked good.
April: …
April: okay.
Millie: it was ONE PICTURE.
April: was he wearing a hawaiian shirt?
Millie: and probably THE ONLY.
Millie: no!! he kind of looked like a badass?
April: how was his PERM?
Millie: it was SO WEIRD.
Millie: it was slicked back!!
Millie: THE PERM WAS SLICKED
Millie: it was SO WEIRD, like i couldn’t believe it was him
April: i demand that you retrace your steps and find this photograph.
Millie: and i was like, “oh my god, have i lost my mind?!”
Millie: SEE that’s the thing!
Millie: i can’t fucking FIND IT!!
April: you dreamed this.
Millie: and now i’m considering that it was a mirage
April: HAHAHAHAHA WEIRD AL MIRAGE
Millie: not that i went and SUPER LOOKED for it or anything
Millie: but i did a respectable amount of research
Millie: to find this alleged “photo”
April: i wish you’d have saved it! for proof!
Millie: “hot weird al photo”
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April: GOOGLE THAT PHRASE RIGHT NOW
Millie: http://www.google.com/search?q=hot+weird+al+photo&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
Millie: OH MY GOD.
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM DYING
April: what’s with that BOY BAND POSE?!
Millie: are you talking about this?!
Millie: http://celebrity-photos.elliottback.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/weird-al-yankovitch-normal.jpg
Millie: OKAY THAT’S NOT IT BY THE WAY.
April: i love how CLASSIC weird al with the moustache & hawaiian shirt is right next to it
Millie: although that one is shocking
April: HAHA YES!
April: that is some BOY BAND SHIT!
April: like the SENSITIVE ONE in the boy band!
Millie: that sweater is from structure
Millie: let’s get real
April: HAHAHAHA TOTALLY!
Millie: okay, admit something
Millie: admit that for a guy on the street, you wouldn’t look twice
Millie: but for WEIRD AL? it’s kind of like, shockingly okay
April: well yeah
Millie: and i mean “okay”
Millie: not even “hot”
April: for weird al this is like marcus shenkenberg or whatever
Millie: right!!
Millie: okay, let me describe this phantom hot weird al photo
Millie: first off, his hair was black
Millie: like jet black
Millie: and it was all slicked back
April: by the way, my favorite thing you’ve ever done in life is google the phrase “hot weird al photo”
Millie: and i think he was wearing a suit or something? like some vintage suit
April: WHAT?! you totally dreamed this.
Millie: HAHAHAHA it’s at the top of my resume now
April: unless he did a parody song tooling on elvis that no one knows about, you made this up.
Millie: i swear he was rocking some vintage cuban guy look
Millie: or something?
Millie: i can’t remember
April: GOOGLE CUBAN WEIRD AL
Millie: all i remember was that i was like “holy crap, he doesn’t look too bad”
Millie: HAHAHAHA “cuban weird al” isn’t as impressive, unfortch
Millie: but it did bring up this: http://urgh.files.wordpress.com/2006/05/weirdal-palmer.jpg
April: HAHAHAHAHA!
April: okay, “weird al black hair”?
Millie: it’s like, i kind of want to dare the internet to find this photo
Millie: kind of like how i dared people on flickr to find a young picture of morgan freeman
Millie: INTERNET CHALLENGE
April: did anyone come through on that?
Millie: NO! like the youngest they went was probably like, late 30’s
April: i feel like he was made in a lab
Millie: i want to see TEENAGE MORGAN FREEMAN
Millie: he was born old!
April: like hollywood scientists went, “we need a guy to do the voice of god in everything, and he should be a black dude that white people are into”
April: and they made 50-year-old morgan freeman
Millie: right! like he came out of a frozen pod 50 years old
Millie: and ready to be the elder in any movie
Millie: i just googled “weird al with no mustache”
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: “weird al suit”
April: PLEASE tell me that turns up a halloween costume you can buy
Millie: GOD I WISH