New Perspective On Shit

April: HAHAHAHA, I love how ben said, “Boys Say Go is the gayest 3:00 in recorded history, including gay porn.”
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April: dude, how is not ONE MEMBER of depeche mode gay? like HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
Millie: I KNOW. it’s seriously like some secret of the freemasons shit
Millie: i mean, VINCE CLARKE IS MARRIED.
Millie: to a WOMAN.
April: no one involved in the formation and execution of depeche mode is gay.
April: that is FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to comprehend
Millie: vince clarke has basically been professionally gay his entire life
Millie: not only did he record the first DM album, which is THE GAYEST DEPECHE MODE ALBUM
April: oh totally
Millie: saying a lot there
April: and ERASURE!
Millie: and upstairs at eric’s by yaz?!
April: he’s like doing some tootsie-type shit
April: like POSING AS GAY
April: but also how is martin gore not gay?!
April: in the early days he was ON THE BOY GEORGE FASHION TIP
Millie: okay, listen here
Millie: martin gore was HANDS DOWN the worst dressed person of the 80’s
April: oh absolutely
Millie: there is nobody that comes close
April: but in some of those videos he was wearing, like, black capri leggings with black net “shirts” over them
Millie: i’m willing to give the benefit of the doubt that wearing LEATHER BONDAGE SUSPENDERS with no shirt underneath wasn’t yet “gay”
April: like some shit that DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN would wear
Millie: i think even DTJB was more modest
Millie: even she was like “can’t go there”
April: HAHAHAHAHHA
April: i love the idea of martin gore wearing that shit but still GETTING PUSSY
April: same with dave gahan in his TANK TOPS AND WHITE JEANS
Millie: hi i’m straight: http://wfnx.com/blogs/sandbox/martin%20gore.jpg
Millie: i think that’s LIPLINER
April: RIGHT?! fucking holly johnson from frankie goes to hollywood saw that and was like, “jeez, FAG.”
Millie: pearls is a hard step.
Millie: that’s straight off the dome
April: hey ladies, show me your tits: http://andwhatsnext.com/wp-content/uploads/depeche-mode-martin-gore2.jpg
April: i mean, that fucking HARNESS is straight out of a TOM OF FINLAND drawing!
Millie: GOD does he have the most unfortunate head of hair or what
Millie: it’s poodle consistency
April: POODLE. CONSISTENCY.
April: thank you for just naming our band!
Millie: HAHAHAHA
Millie: i mean, the thing w/ dave gahan is
Millie: at least he could say he was going for 90’s cowboy
Millie: which is a gay look, but also sort of masculine
Millie: like terence trent d’arby
April: i dunno man
April: that first album when he had that weird bleached mohawked/mullet thing
April: okay, HOW were these dudes NOT fucking each other: http://tinypic.com/ehyame.jpg
April: oh dang! this dude would get it now though: http://www.shout.ru/index_dm/dave_gahan_2007_1.jpg
Millie: dave gahan is like the only motherfuck who was a JUNKIE but came back looking better
Millie: http://www.europopmusic.eu/Images/Newsletter_images/electronic_music/depeche_mode.jpg
April: BOKAY! seriously, how does EVERYONE ON THAT STAGE not have a dick in their mouth?!
Millie: see, i was an andrew fletcher girl
Millie: he was clearly the GOOSE of depeche mode
April: oh totally
Millie: http://www.soundonsound.com/sos/feb07/images/classic2.l.jpg
April: GINGE!
April: he was cute!
Millie: RIGHT?!
April: HAHAHAHA DAVE’S MANDALS!
Millie: also, i’ll take “music for the masses” and “violator” era alan wilder any day o’ the week
April: oh yeah!
Millie: i mean, “violator” era was their best look
Millie: top form
Millie: 90’s cowboy
April: okay, dave gahan is like the GEORGE CLOONEY of pop now, with martin gore STILL reppin’ that eyeliner: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/02/article-1166877-042E5912000005DC-431_468x670.jpg
Millie: yeah, he’s gonna be the 50-year-old woman with the furry backpack forever
April: hahahaha totally
April: i still, in 2010, cannot believe that NO ONE ASSOCIATED WITH THEM was gay
Millie: yeah, i’m wondering when did all this start
Millie: like when did the “top gun” volleyball scene become gay
April: yeah man, i don’t know
April: i don’t know who started that shit
April: but this convo has me checking for pictures and dave gahan is kind of SUPERFINE now