New Perspective On Shit

April: i gotta be honest
April: it’s weird to me that there are people in this world who don’t like jay-z
Millie: who doesn’t like jay-z?
April: i’ve heard some people say that
April: and that is just WEIRD, plain and simple
Millie: i’m trying to think of something else that everyone with an inch of taste likes
Millie: pizza?
April: yeah, i mean, jay-z being good is just, like, a FACT OF LIFE at this point
Millie: but also, he’s not WEIRD
Millie: like he’s not doing something weird every so often
Millie: he’s like a toyota or something
Millie: just like quality, lasts forever
April: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
April: yeah, he’s like a rock
April: strong as he can be
Millie: i mean think about this
Millie: this came out like more than 10 years ago
Millie: and i STILL rock this
Millie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXFppqdo_kA
April: well, yeah
April: like his shit is NOTHING BUT CLASSICS
April: time-tested
Millie: consistent as hell
April: although this video is dated
April: the VIDEO is like a ma$e joint
Millie: right?! i mean, striped pajama pants
Millie: c’mon now
April: fish-eye lens!
April: but yeah, the SONG is on point always
Millie: yeah, people wearing baggy sweatsuits doing shit in the camera
April: HAHAHAHHA NEVER FORGET AMIL
April: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frIA7tuBqqY
April: ALL MONEY IS LEGAL.
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHA
April: seriously man, how do you NOT LIKE JAY-Z?
April: baffling.
April: i’m trying to think of a jay-z single that came out that i DIDN’T like
April: and i can’t.
Millie: right! like i’m trying to figure out which one i liked the LEAST and it’s hard
April: no shit right!
April: this MY JAM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUg7G3CPos0
April: EXTRA PILLOWS AND SEAT-BACK LOVE
Millie: JAM.
Millie: also, okay
Millie: i’m not fucking around here
Millie: this is the best shit around: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG8o_9RliwU
April: UH YEAH
April: i was about to send you that shit!
April: FUCKING JAM FOR THE AGES
April: seriously, this dude never makes a misstep
Millie: i love that whole tropical neptune era of jay-z’s career
April: OH TOTALLY
Millie: i love how all neptunes beats are tropical
April: look, it might be mainstream as fuck, but “BIG PIMPIN’” CANNOT BE DENIED.
Millie: um, okay — without that song we would not have the genius of “read a book you illiterate son of a bitch, and step up your vocab.”
April: HAHAHA I KNOW!
April: that needs to go on one of those “READ” posters
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: they should have that the name of a pizza hut night for middle schoolers
April: HAHAHAHAHAHA TOTALLY!
April: or like a fundraiser for literacy or something
April: the Step Up Your Vocab Dance
Millie: okay, give me five minutes and i will blow you rmind
Millie: hang on
Millie: okay, are you ready
April: do it up
Millie: http://www.flickr.com/photos/businesscasual/4296351902/
April: HOLY FUCK MAN
April: NEW DEFAULT EVERYWHERE
Millie: hahaha
April: DUDE LISTEN
April: YOUR NEW FINEST MOMENT
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: i mean, the photoshop job is kinda shitty but it’s hilarious
April: WHATEVER! it’s fucking BEAUTIFUL
April: GET THE MONA LISA OUT OF THE LOUVRE NOW