New Perspective On Shit

Millie: okay. you have to see this
Millie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY
April: okay.
April: where did you get this.
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: dude, my two awesome co-workers just sent it to me
Millie: they’re my new favorite band.
Millie: and there’s TONS OF OTHER SONGS
April: CAT IN THE HAT HAT
Millie: with BURGER KING HEADSET
April: is the band called COMPLETE?
Millie: yes.
Millie: that’s the name of the band.
Millie: COMPLETE
April: as in, now your life is ____________
April: these guys are tight.
April: really well-rehearsed.
Millie: at first i thought it could some free jazz, some beefheart jam
Millie: but you know, i think that they just suck now
April: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
April: totally sober, too.
Millie: HAHAHAHAHA
Millie: for that “trip to a magical land”
Millie: my co-worker was like “someone accidentally filmed this”
April: okay, now i’m watching “hot as hell”
April: hahahahahahaha “accidentally”
Millie: but then again, there are FADES
Millie: like, was this a three-camera shoot?!
April: is the lead singer wearing BLACK SWEATPANTS?
April: oh no wait — black jeans
April: yeah, this is excellent cinematography
Millie: i love the shot of the crowd in “hot as hell”
Millie: the wives
Millie: that guy is SWEATING
Millie: he worked up a SWEAT
April: HAHHAHAHA now i’m watching “dream-ing”
Millie: “dream-ING”
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA me too
April: HAHAHAHAHHAA
April: Dream-Ing
April: i’m not pleased with the audio quality.
Millie: i can’t stop laughing at this guy’s singing
April: HAHAHAHA I KNOW!!!!
April: it’s like some drunk guy who just stumbled onstage at karaoke
April: wake me up FROM THIS DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
April: let’s get some more moustaches on that stage, please
April: how great would it be if this was from, like, last year?
April: hahaha
Millie: yeah, i’m praying it was from last night
Millie: man that guy’s teeth
April: HAHAHAHA I KNOW!
April: i’m on to “beautiful sunrises” now
April: hahahahahaha
April: uh, i thought this was going to be a ballad.
April: i love the singer’s range
Millie: HAHAHAHAHA
Millie: i get this uncomfortable, high school “battle of the bands” feeling watching this
April: OH MY GOD WATCH THIS ONE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P07Di283vfw
April: it shows some lady GRINDING in the audience!
April: around 1:10
April: OKAY CREDITS!
April: this was on some TV SHOW!
Millie: HAHAHAHA what?!
Millie: hang on let me see
April: HAHAHA OH MY GOD one lyric is “beautiful sunrises FOR MEEEEEEEEE!”
April: “beautiful sunrises ALL THE TIMEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: “beautifulsunrisesforMEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
April: i think the chorus (?) is “beautiful sunrises ALL THE TIMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!”
Millie: i love how this guy’s style is like “what i’d sound like as i’m jumping out of an airplane”
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA TOTALLY
April: or falling down a well
April: in a cartoon
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH EXACTLY
April: HAHAHAHAHAHA BEAUTIFUL SUNRISES ALL THE TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHA a cartoon well, i’m dying
April: HAHAHAHA PRETTY MUCH!
Millie: it’s like the “beautiful sunrises” part is his anguish
Millie: like maybe it’s a bad memory
April: HAHAHAHAHA
Millie: because he starts talking and then is reminded, “BEAUTIFULSUNRISESSSSSSSSSS”
Millie: like it’s a sore spot with him
April: hahahahaha “sore spot”
April: yeah, i love how he sounds mad
April: mad about there being beautiful sunrises all the time
Millie: “hoogie boogie”
April: did you see the lady GRINDING?
April: like drunkenly grinding?
April: okay, i’m watching “into the night” now
April: IN TO THA NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHTTTTTTTTTTTTT
April: again, the range
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: link me to into the night
April: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL1yTxrhdLc
Millie: NICE COLORS
April: HAHAHAHAHA
Millie: if that band played here, i’d see them every time they played
April: HAHAHAHAHA
April: COMPLETE GROUPIE
April: i need to ask some of my RELATIVES if they will start a RIVAL BAND
April: this band is basically made of my uncle and his friends
Millie: god i only WISH my uncle was this cool
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’M SURE
Millie: think of the epicness of your relatives starting a band to FIGHT complete
April: my uncle’s band would probably only do bocephus covers, though
April: HAHAHAHAHA THIS FUCKING SINGER
Millie: i wonder how they all got together
Millie: who knew who
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April: they probably met bailing their kids out of jail
Millie: they probably met trying to sell their plasma
April: HAHAHAHAHAHA
April: they obviously didn’t meet in the dentist’s waiting room.
Millie: or at an AA meeting!
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA