New Perspective On Shit

Millie: I cannot stop watching the video for “Step By Step” by the New Kids.
Millie: CANNOT STOP.
April: HAHAHAHAHA
April: AND WHY SHOULD YOU?
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHA “AND WHY SHOULD YOU”
April: SERIOUSLY THOUGH
Millie: jordan’s dance moves are UNBELIEVABLE.
April: send me the link now so i can join you
Millie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9pE_WKWDW8
Millie: dude, the HAIR in this video is amazing
Millie: I CAN’T STOP WATCHING “STEP BY STEP” SOMEONE HELP ME
April: HAHAHAHA I am peeping now
April: the TUXES!
April: yeah, jordan’s moves/hair are KILLING IT
Millie: the public enemy shirt!!!!!!!!!!!
April: donnie is DOWN AS HELL
Millie: HAHAHAHA DOWN AS HELL, EVEN FROM AN EARLY AGE
April: HAHAHHAHA
April: okay, i forgot how HORRIBLE danny sounds
April: “we can have lots of fun” sounds like “dur dur durr durr dur durrrr”
Millie: WHAT A MONKEY
April: HAHAHAHA WHAT A MONKEY
Millie: the fucking passing blue squiggle as jordan is dancing
Millie: hahahahahaahahahahaha
April: HAHAHAHHAHA
April: it’s like from the backdrop from middle school pictures
Millie: olan mills
Millie: the fucking violins!
Millie: god i love this shit
April: STEP ONE: dur durr durr dur dur durrrrr
Millie: i love that one move they keep doing where they hold the back of their head
Millie: what is that?!
Millie: and the shots of him WORKING OUT
April: I KNOWWWWWWWW
April: BARFFFFFFFFFFFF
Millie: like he’s such a show pony
April: STR8 ROIDED OUT
Millie: just like “you can’t do shit, just work out here”
April: STEP BY STEP! RUHHHH!
April: okay, this is a GOOD ASS SONG
Millie: DUDE. I FUCKING KNOW.
April: beethoven ain’t got shit on this CLASSIC
Millie: i mean FOR THE AGES
April: HAHAHA FOR THE AGES
Millie: oh my god, jon knight is so cute but SO GAY.
April: #1 finest composition of all time
Millie: with the leather jacket and sunglasses
April: i would date these guys right now.
April: like, who thought in the 2000s i would be into this look
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH LOLOL “I WOULD DATE THESE GUYS RIGHT NOW”
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Millie: dude, i would peep donnie’s hair for DAYZ
April: I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW
April: and jordan is straight-up in CHESS KING THREADS and i am FEELING IT
Millie: dude, can we please go out on a FIVE DATE with new kids on the block in the step by step video?!?!
April: YESSSSSSSSSSS
April: seriously
Millie: DUDE, JORDAN’S ALL TIME BEST LOOK
April: i mean, donnie’s big hair, chillin’ in a PUBLIC ENEMY shirt, then gets his game face on with a TUX
Millie: when he’s dancing to the instrumental right before “don’t you know i need yooooou”
April: SUP DREAM MAN?
April: FUCKING JON KNIGHT
April: GOD
Millie: i would date jon knight in that leather jacket, i don’t care
April: HE LOOK GOOD.
Millie: GAY OR NOT
April: PERIOD.
Millie: dude, when jon knight is like, “don’t you know that the time is riiight”
Millie: whatever that outfit is
April: YES YES YES
Millie: PEEP THE HELL OUT OF THAT OUTFIT
April: i think he’s wearing a HOODIE
April: but whatever
Millie: dude HOODIE in 1990 was risque
April: haha, i love when donnie CARESSES his brother marky mark & he’s in BLACK & WHITE
Millie: BACK OF THE HEAD
April: HAHA RISQUE
April: okay, i can’t stop watching this now either
April: i think at the time i didn’t fully appreciate it
Millie: DUDE I HAVE PEEPED IT LIKE SEVEN TIMES ALREADY
April: like i was probably all, “where’s donnie’s ripped jeans and HOMEBOY shirt?”
April: and now i’m all, “why won’t a dude like this come to my door?”
April: okay, with the exception of jordan’s OVERALLS
April: OOF
Millie: yeah, i mean i can LEAVE the overalls
Millie: the step dance is still DA SHIT.
April: and i am also NOT INTERESTED in danny’s WORK OUT SCENES
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ME NEITHER
April: joe can step off, too
Millie: with that STICK?!
Millie: i’m like, “what work out purpose does that stick serve?”
April: “the stick really blasts your delts”
April: i think i’m just interested in a three-way with donnie, jordan, and jon
April: HAHAHAHA GOD
April: WORST SENTENCE I EVER TYPED
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April: I MEAN A THREE-WAY DATE!
Millie: TRIPLE. DATE. WITH. DONNIE JON AND JORDAN.
April: DATING ON THE REGULAR!
Millie: dude, i am serious about dating jon knight’s gay ass in this video
Millie: SERIOUS
April: steps 2, 3, and 5 are my favorite
Millie: KLSDFJKLSDJFKLSDJFKLSJDKLJSFDKLJSDKLJSD
Millie: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
April: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA
April: “emphasis on steps two, three, and five.”
Millie: HAHAHAHAHA i am laughing so hard
April: haha me too
Millie: AAAAAND, i’m watching the video again.
April: same here
April: CAN’T GET ENOUGH
Millie: i need to study every single move
April: HAHAHA STUDY
April: okay, the beginning — nice AMERICAN FLAG BUTTON-DOWN, danny
April: i swear, his ass was worthless
Millie: HE IS CLUELESS
Millie: SUCH A FUCKING WORK HORSE
Millie: just like “here, do this”
Millie: “you are worthless”
Millie: “just monkey it up with this stick and this USA blouse”
April: honestly, did they really need five dudes? he was clearly only there because their manager or whatever was like, “yeah, i like five better.”
April: he served NO PURPOSE other than to be the fifth
Millie: i think he was seriously only considered because he was donnie’s BFF and he could dance
Millie: but THAT’S IT
April: and i guess because he had muscles and the other dudes didn’t?
Millie: dude seriously, if you see danny now it’s like, he has a total woman’s soap opera face
Millie: SUSAN LOOCH
April: “you bring the muscle the others can’t supply”
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: “your muscles make up for the lack in the rest”
April: “because you’re 30 and they are, like, 16.”
April: jordan BRINGS THE FALSETTO
April: seriously, i was never into joey either
April: even when i was young i was like, “that dude’s a pussy.”
Millie: yeah, joey is TOO YOUNG for me
Millie: i was into jon which meant i liked them OLDER AND SOPHISTICATED
Millie: no joey for me
April: HAHAHAHA
April: yeah, even at 8 years old i was all, “no thanks, you BABY.”
April: I WANTCHA, I NEEDYA, I WANTCHA IN MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!