New Perspective On Shit

April: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_NOpy8-rVg
April: i don’t remember the ACTING INTRO!
April: “it’s kinda crazy, yo”
Millie: ALWAYS RIDING UP ON A MOTORCYCLE
Millie: on donnie, you can depend
April: hahahahaha, seriously
April: HAHAHA the beginning FLAMENCO GUITAR
Millie: HAHAHA FLAMENCO
Millie: flamenco going into beatles
April: flamenco/beatles hybrid
April: i love that genre
April: ALWAYS A BADASS
April: haha, blurred out adidas logo
Millie: HAHAHA I KNOW!
Millie: i can’t believe the blurred out logo
Millie: like they’re in “nuthin’ but a g thang”
April: the buttons AND the pins!
April: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: BUTTONS ARE NOT PINS
Millie: don’t get it twisted
April: we met a lot of people AND girls
April: girls are not people
April: we need to draw a venn diagram for this song
Millie: god, i imagine this like sleazy night club owner with a hairy gut being like “didn’t we girls?”
April: HAHAHA CLEAR BRACES!
April: FUCKING LEGGINGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
April: OMG
Millie: i can’t believe they closed up on his THAT MUCH
April: FORGOT
April: ABOUT
April: THAT
April: SHIT
April: fucking LEGGINGS AND RATTAIL
April: HOLY MOTHER
Millie: dude, CAPRI LEGGINGS
April: YES
Millie: with a HUGE WHITE SHIRT
April: with BLACK SHINY SHOES
April: i FUCKING LOVE the “only certain things are in color” FX
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April: whatever though, i’m still feelin’ donnie
Millie: it’s like those posters of the little girl and little boy wearing grown up clothes and the boy is giving her a rose and the ROSE is in color
April: HAHAHA YES!
April: and of course i’m watching it again
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: i am too!
April: seriously, this is just one of the weirdest songs ever written
April: across the board
April: the tune, the words, everything
Millie: I AGREE!
April: jeez, i think everyone was in FULL RATTAIL MODE
Millie: this must have been when they started writing their own songs
April: CLEAR BRACES. dude!
April: and DANCING IN THE T-SHIRT AND CAPRI LEGGINGS AND BLACK SHINY SHOES IN THE RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
April: IN THE INDOOR RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Millie: it’s like “i want strawberry fields forever except let’s WRITE IT ABOUT US TOURING”
April: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: dude, danny is in full monkey mode
April: “let’s look back on our LONG ILLUSTRIOUS career of the past, oh, year”
Millie: he’s not working out — they finally let him dance
April: hahahahahaha
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: oh man i laughed so hard when you said that in the car on the way to NC
April: “we’ll let you take a break from pumping iron in this one”
April: SERIOUSLY THOUGH!
April: it’s like this reflective song about, uh, THEIR LAST ALBUM?
April: “remember back in the day… two weeks ago? thems was good times.”
Millie: “let’s reminisce about the long TWO YEAR career we’ve had”
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHA
April: “i wrote a song about it, wanna hear it? here it goes”
Millie: “remember the buttons AND the pins?”
April: “remember how we met people AND girls?”
Millie: also jon knight seriously stole clothes from jimmy jam and terry lewis
Millie: CHECKERED. BLAZER.
April: HAHAHAHHAHA
April: i’m watching it a third time.
Millie: dude, watch the beginning again
April: i love the SKIT at the begnning
April: like they got DIRECTIONS to MEET THERE
April: like someone left notes in their mailboxes
April: “meet here tomorrow for video shoot” and then there’s an X on the place like a treasure map
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: it’s totally like joe is either about to offer donnie underage sex OR sell him drugs
Millie: “hey man, how’s it goin.”
Millie: joe is wearing spandex shorts and a celtics jersey, btw
Millie: as donnie is PLAYING PIANO TO HIMSELF AND THE REST OF HIS BAND
Millie: like DONNIE IS A GHOST
April: HAHAHAHAHA
Millie: THAT HAUNTS THIS OLD BUILDING
Millie: god, i can’t believe how fucking WEIRD this song and video are
April: wait, i need to watch it again
Millie: hahahaha, STUDY it
April: HAHAHA character study
Millie: for our dissertation
April: i seriously can’t believe the INTENSE CLOSE-UPS of jordan’s CLEAR BRACES!
Millie: on new kids on the block videos
Millie: i know!! they went in TIGHT with that shit
April: did they have to give his dentist royalties?
Millie: jon’s barely in it
April: that’s totally a player piano
April: you know donnie can’t play
Millie: the hair is basically the fineness but the rest of his clothes are butttastic
April: it’s from an old-timey saloon
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: i was thinking the same thing!!
Millie: i want to get a piano expert in on this
Millie: to see if he’s actually hitting the keys
Millie: donnie is the bono of fake piano playing in a video
April: HAHAHAHAHA
April: he carries the piano around and never plays it
April: INDOOR WAREHOUSE RAIN
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April: love it
Millie: INDOOR
Millie: WAREHOUSE
Millie: RAIN
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: i am laughing so much
April: hahahahahahhaa
April: i think that was the CONCEPT of the video
Millie: why is donnie wearing a backpack?
Millie: or is that a back harness?!
April: to carry around that piano
April: HAHAHAHA like janitors wear
Millie: does he work at costco when he’s not haunting?!
April: jon is not on board with this at all
April: you can tell
Millie: OH I KNOW
April: he doesn’t even want to be in on the fake fun
Millie: he’s like, “listen, don’t make me a part of this”
Millie: although he has to act FAKE REFLECTIVE
Millie: which i also hate
April: okay, watching it again
Millie: dude, i can’t believe there was a period of time where dudes wore spandex shorts with WHITE SOCKS and BLACK DRESS SHOES
April: donnie is not even touching the keys
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Millie: not even touching the keys!!!!
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April: he really isn’t
April: his hands are floating above them
Millie: dude, new kids on the block are the kings of putting bloopers in their video
April: hahahaha
April: i think they invented fake fun
Millie: oh my god, they totally did
Millie: they called amy grant and taught her everything she knows
April: hahahahahaha
Millie: i can’t stop analyzing this shit
April: “amy, let us show you how it’s done”
Millie: i swear to god i’ve seen this six times already
April: ew, joe is gross
April: he’s wearing, like, rings on every finger
Millie: I KNOW. HE’S THE WORST PART.
April: he’s like a guido in training
Millie: he’s being SO DRAMATIC
Millie: and is commanding colors to appear in that hallway
April: HAHAHA DRAMA QUEEN
Millie: i hate when he has his hands in his pockets and is like “AHHH-AHHHH”
Millie: all wistful
April: look, donnie still comes out of this smelling like a rose
April: that’s all i’m saying
Millie: hahahahahahahaha
Millie: you’re biased
April: the ponytail is his only flaw
April: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April: “you’re biased.”
April: HAHAHA i am, but still
April: he has the least amount of damning evidence in this
April: he kept it pretty real
Millie: jon gets 10 points off for being in that gay ass outfit
April: i’m just saying clothes and antics-wise
Millie: otherwise he’s fly
April: he’s not wearing spandex or anything
April: HAHA we are like JUDGING HIM BASED ON THESE MERITS
Millie: basically go to the 2:36 mark and PAUSE
April: k
Millie: that’s in the history books
April: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: i can’t even tell if he’s wearing pants!
April: sweet SOCKS
April: i think he is?
Millie: god i hope he is
Millie: i don’t need any more shorts in this video
April: GOD we are treating this like the ZAPRUDER FILM
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Millie: look, someone needs to say something
April: HAHAHAHA
April: THE PUBLIC NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
Millie: i just can’t get over how weird this all is
Millie: it’s like new kids had a psychedelic phase of their careers that lasted one video
April: HAHA
April: totally!
Millie: OH SHIT, WHAT IF THEY PLANNED THAT
April: this weird phase?
April: this ONE SONG weird phase?
Millie: like “let’s do the beatles acid song and the acid video and then go back to doing dance music”
April: HAHAHAHA