New Perspective On Shit

April: let me tell you this right now.
April: huey lewis looks good for 60.
Millie: yeah but listen.
Millie: that duet he did with gwyneth paltrow is an ATROCITY
Millie: like, that one song might have erased one of his jams from back in the day
Millie: for me
April: oh totally
April: listen, you know i love him
April: but katie was like, “did you see that movie he was in?”
April: and i was like, “FUCK NO.”
April: i don’t want his shine tarnished in my eyes
Millie: yeah, i didn’t see it either for that reason
Millie: but like, i swear to god, every SINGLE time i’m in a thrift store i hear that song
Millie: that is not even an exaggeration
April: HAHAHAHAHAHA
April: i hear it at like THE MALL too
Millie: like i think they play it every third song on soft rock radio
Millie: that and that “baby i’m amazed by you” country song
April: i know
Millie: that duet is the sound of old, lame people falling in love
Millie: I LOVE IT WHEN WE’RE GROOVIN TOGETHER
April: ugh ugh ugh i knowwwwwww
April: like soft-lit champagne by the fireplace in sweaters love
Millie: written in this font
Millie: http://www.cruisinclassicsofparadise.com/images/Logo.jpg
April: HAHAHHAHAHAHA TOTALLY
April: i just hope huey got HELL OF PAID for that
April: at least
Millie: god me too
Millie: i’m trying to figure out his finest outing
Millie: i think it was “i wanna new drug”
April: dude, i don’t know.
April: fucking HARD question.
April: “bad is bad” is fucking epic.
Millie: man, i was all about that smoking guy
Millie: who always looked like a vampire waiter
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAH YES
April: who ONLY WORE LEATHER PANTS
April: listen. i would date huey lewis.
Millie: i think in the “if this is it” video he went into the ocean smoking
Millie: what a badass
Millie: you would date him now?
Millie: or THEN
April: BOTH DUDE
April: fucking BOTH
Millie: HAHAHA you’ll take him any time
Millie: a red suit with a black t-shirt?!
April: dude, i would.
Millie: that is awesome
April: he’s kind of RUGGED LOOKING
April: like he’s LIVED LIFE
April: got STORIES TO TELL
Millie: yeah man, he’s one of those guys
Millie: like aaron eckhart and the dude from “dirty jobs”
April: FUCKING YES
Millie: they look like they were blasted out of a rock and taught to smoke cigarettes
April: YES!!!!! like CRAGGY BUT HOT
Millie: like they weren’t born but BLOWN OUT OF A CAVE
April: like fucking kirk douglas or some shit
April: just BORN MEN
Millie: like three generations of sons went down into a mine and came up with those guys
April: yes. exactly.
April: here’s some shit about huey though
April: he might be a PERFECT DUDE
April: because
April: he looks so super rugged and just like WORKING CLASS HOT
April: but he’s a SECRET GENIUS who got a perfect score on his SATs and went to cornell at like 16 (no jokes)
April: AND
April: rumor has it that he has the BIGGEST DONG EVER
April: like some cynthia plaster caster-type bitches have said that
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: “type bitches”
Millie: that TYPE that make molds out of famous dudes’ huge dicks
Millie: yeah he’s kind of the all-around dream
Millie: the dong-age is basically the piece de resistance
April: i’m saying.
April: huey lewis was one of my first crushes
April: but like peter gabriel, i felt a weird “this guy is so OLD!” shame
April: at like 10 or whatever
Millie: yeah i think huey lewis was a guy i thought i could party with when i got older
Millie: like “that guy is pretty smooth”
April: hahahahaha
Millie: like “he’s hungover but he got on a boat and now he’s performing”
April: i loved that he seemed like a mechanic that rocked after hours in bars
Millie: well see, i thought HL was more of a party guy than a mechanic
Millie: like springsteen was the mechanic to me
Millie: i mean, HL is earthy but he dressed sharp
April: right, but i feel like he was a mechanic by day and SMOOTH by night