New Perspective On Shit

Millie: HIT ‘EM UP STYLE
Millie: hahahahahahah i love saying that shit
April: hahaha BLU CANTRELL
Millie: i need to listen to that song RIGHT NOW
April: hahahaha
April: she’s like the female lou bega
Millie: THE
Millie: FEMALE
Millie: LOU
Millie: BEGA
April: HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Millie: HOLY FUCKING GOD
April: SERIOUSLY!
April: the similarities are STAGGERING
Millie: I JUST FUCKING SPIT MY GUM OUT FROM LAUGHING
April: hahahahahahahhahaa
April: they were BOTH like, “let’s bring back zoot-suit jams”
April: they are TWIN ZOOT SUIT ONE-HIT WONDERS
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: i can’t stop laughing!!!
April: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Millie: i fucking want to be the FEMALE LOU BEGA
April: TOO BAD
April: BLU CANTRELL BEAT YOU TO IT
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA “TOO BAD”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Millie: TOO BAD!!!!!!!!
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April: she has FILLED THAT VOID
Millie: people think i’m going crazy, I’m laughing so hard
April: dude, seriously though
April: LOOK AT THE FACTS
April: both of those songs/videos are SO SIMILAR
Millie: FACE FACTS
Millie: wait, i need to see “hit ‘em style” right now
Millie: so i can compare
April: watch that shit!
April: it’s totally ’40s JUKE JOINT JAM or whatever
Millie: OH MY GOD I SEE A WHITE FEDORA HAT
Millie: SO FAR SO GOOD
April: just like “mambo no. 5”
April: YES
April: THEY ARE DRESSED SIMILARLY
Millie: yeah, total JAZZ SAMP
April: BWAHAHHAA i forgot that “(oops)” is in the title
April: PARENTHETICAL “OOPS!”
Millie: here are some words to live by:
Millie: “when your man want to get buckwild, just go back and hit ‘em up style.”
Millie: we need to change the constitution to add that
April: if blu cantrell & lou bega had a kid, it would be, like, a FLAPPER or some shit
Millie: “FLAPPER BABIES! they make your dreams come true…”
April: hahahahahahaha
April: “we need to change the constitution”
Millie: Thou Shall Hit ‘Em Up Style, If Man Wants To Get Buckwild.
April: BUT NOW DO YOU SEE MY FEMALE LOU BEGA THEORY IN EFFECT?
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i can’t get over the “female lou bega” thing
April: her shit has a MUTED TRUMPET in it!
April: HAHAHHAHAHAHA i still can’t deal with you going, “I WANT TO BE THE FEMALE LOU BEGA!”
Millie: seriously! i can’t wait for blu cantrell to give up her seat
Millie: RETIRE BITCH
April: GIVE UP HER SEAT
Millie: i need that position!
April: RELINQUISH THE THRONE!
April: haha, i think they are both pretty much HELL OF RETIRED at this point
April: we are the only people on the planet who have talked about them in the past 10 years
Millie: if anyone was to document all the conversations spoken in the past 10 years, you and i were the only ones to utter “lou bega” and “blu cantrell”
Millie: hahahaha, it would be amazing if there was a run off between myself and blu cantrell for the position of THE NEXT FEMALE LOU BEGA
April: NEW REALITY SHOW!
April: hahahhaha holy shit i am going to piss myself
April: “Who Wants To Marry The Next Female Lou Bega?”
April: “Are You Smarter Than The Next Female Lou Bega?”
Millie: “Project Female Lou Bega”
April: “Rock of Love XVIII: The Search For the Next Female Lou Bega”
Millie: i’d be like the ONLY person on that tour bus.
Millie: nobody else in america is interested
April: i love that you are like “she needs to GIVE UP HER POSITION,” like it’s UNIVERSALLY KNOWN AND RECOGNIZED that she is the FEMALE LOU BEGA
Millie: seriously! but i can’t even think of a close second
April: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
Millie: i mean, who’s more horrifying than the SECOND RATE FEMALE LOU BEGA?
April: she’s like the highlander of female lou begas
Millie: The Highlander of Female Lou Begas