New Perspective On Shit

April: HAHA DUDE GET READY
April: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvG6LeGWU2g#t=01m22s
April: “this is an excellent movie.”
Millie: OH. MY. GOD.
Millie: HE LOOKS CRAZY.
April: dude.
Millie: OKAY LISTEN
April: the most DAMNING part of this is that he thinks it’s a GOOD MOVIE! hahahaha
Millie: I will give him a pass for doing that AT THE TIME
Millie: like, it was a new thing — it probably blew people’s minds.
Millie: but.
April: right
Millie: HOLY FUCK I HATE ROCKY HORROR.
April: DUDE ME TOO!
April: THAT SHIT IS FUCKING TERRIBLE.
Millie: the people that like it are the scum of the earth, i’m willing to say
Millie: fuck that
April: HAHAHAHHAA
April: it is so DRAMA CLUB KID MANUFACTURED WEIRDNESS
Millie: LAMEST SHIT EVER
April: like MADE FOR THAT
Millie: and it’s like the NERDS of the DRAMA CLUB KIDS
Millie: which is like, a piece of shit being shitted out by a piece of shit
April: oh yeah, it’s seriously loved by my most hated demographic
Millie: like even within the drama club hierarchy
Millie: god yeah, that demographic is hard to beat
Millie: i’m trying to think of others
April: dude, listen
April: it’s like everything i hate thrown into a stew
April: like, MUSICAL THEATER
April: and FAKE WEIRDNESS
April: and OVERARTICULATE SHIT
April: and fucking MEAT LOAF?!
April: come on now.
Millie: also, OVERSEXED GOTHS
Millie: another thing we hate
April: HAHA YES
April: GOD WORST
Millie: i wish it had just stayed a gay thing
Millie: at least then it would have been sort of respectable
April: but it’s like a FAKE BISEXUAL THING
April: like FAKE THEATER KID BISEXUAL
Millie: HAHAHAHA yeah white girls love it
Millie: okay, here’s the deal
Millie: this is like the ONE thing that i am confident about hating which i’ve never actually experienced
Millie: i very rarely speak about shit i don’t know about
April: well, me too
April: like i’ve SEEN it, but not at a theater
Millie: see i’ve not seen it PERIOD
April: oh man, just watching it was enough.
Millie: only clips but from like shows that mention it
Millie: i’ve never seen the movie or in the theater
Millie: but it’s like, i don’t have to have eaten a turd to know it’s gross
Millie: you know?
April: well yeah, exactly
April: like i watched it in high school because of all the DRAMA CLUB HYPE
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH “HYPE”
April: and was like, “this is fucking terrible and cheesy.”
Millie: i love that there was rocky horror HYPE
Millie: HAHAHAHAHA
Millie: HAHAHA
April: HAHA there WAS! from the THESPIAN TROUPE
Millie: i’ll tell you — the first time i even heard about it
Millie: there was this traveling band of like, brothers and one sister, that used to come to schools to do songs — do you remember them?
Millie: like all their songs were about staying in school
Millie: and they wore matching outfits and were gay and terrible
Millie: they came to our middle schools
April: hmmm
April: i’m trying to think
Millie: and they sold TAPES after the show
Millie: it was like an assembly
Millie: you had to go to it
April: HAHAHA were they sort of christian?
Millie: HAHAHA DUH YES
Millie: who else would do that but christians
Millie: but it was like three brothers and sister
Millie: or four brothers
Millie: and they did songs, some original, but some COVERS
Millie: and it was all about staying in school and shit
Millie: anyway, they would break into the TIME WARP song and dance
Millie: like every so often
April: okay i think i remember that
Millie: as a BRIDGE to the other sections to their “performance”
April: because i think i remember being like, “where the hell is that from?”
Millie: and i had no idea what the song or dance was but i was like “why do they keep doing that weird shit?!”
Millie: YES!!!!!!!!
April: HAHAHA HOW ABOUT I TOTALLY FUCKING REMEMBER THAT NOW
April: and remember being like, “i have never heard this song before ever?”
Millie: dude if i could remember the name of their family band
Millie: it was like SUDDEN IMPACT or something
Millie: (okay that was the name of the white dudes from the “motownphilly” video but it was something like that)
Millie: DEEP FOCUS
Millie: or something
April: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
April: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: if i could remember i would fucking write them a letter and tell them they sucked
Millie: but also, that they forever made me hate rocky horror SO THANKS
April: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
April: yeah, i seriously remember it now, i promise
April: and even in middle school being like, “THAT’S WEIRD” to the time warp
April: like, “this jam sucks. i’m 12.”
Millie: yeah!! and the weird thing was, after i found out what it was about, i was like “okay — how about they were doing some weird dance from a TRANNY MOVIE for a bunch of 6th graders”
Millie: “these CHRISTIANS”
April: SERIOUSLY!!!!
Millie: fuckin’ rocky horror man
Millie: god i hate that shit
April: I DO TOO
Millie: it’s like every reference i have for it is attached to BAD THINGS
April: and listen, okay, maybe in the ’70s it was truly shocking and progressive
April: i guess
Millie: like LAME PEOPLE
Millie: because okay, another bad memory with rocky horror
Millie: i had this french class in college with this dude who was CARAZY into it
Millie: and i’m confident he was the lamest person of all time
Millie: like truly confident
April: GOD did he wear, like, FISHNET ARM WARMERS or whatever?
Millie: UM. YES.
April: HAHAHA FOR REAL?
Millie: with like JNCOS
Millie: i’m not. fucking. kidding.
April: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: this guy wore hanes black t-shirts w/ jncos
April: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Millie: and then fishnet arm warmers
Millie: to class
Millie: we were sat alphabetically so i was forced to sit next to him
April: i love the idea of that fishnet really keeping those wrists warm
Millie: and he was actually IN it (well obvs)
Millie: and he kept inviting me to shows
April: HAHAHA please tell me he played MEAT LOAF’S PART
Millie: AND THEN ONE DAY he brought in his photo album
April: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Millie: his rocky horror picture album
April: his ROCKY HORROR SCRAPBOOK
Millie: all of pics of him dressed as tim curry’s character
April: OH GOD
Millie: and a few others, but mostly him
April: in fucking PANTIES and shit?!
Millie: and i’m like — bro, we’re in class and i’m seeing your pubes poking out of some women’s underwear right now
April: GRODER
Millie: awkward.
April: i love how PROUD he was
Millie: god those people are nothing BUT proud
Millie: prouder than a southern man
April: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Millie: and of course this guy was like, “you’re a VIRGIN, you know what happens to virgins?!”
April: UGHHHHHHHHH
Millie: i mean, they like fake buttfuck you while throwing rice or something right?
April: i think so?
Millie: why the hell would i go through that
April: we should go sometime to INFILTRATE it
April: like dressed as juggalos or some shit
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April: and throw, like, steaks or something
Millie: god wouldn’t it be awesome if a SEPARATE CROWD formed inside the theater to heckle rocky horror
April: HAHAHA YES!
Millie: like a weekly thing
Millie: off to the side
April: like half the crowd starts yelling about how lame it is
April: i seriously want to do this, but i kind of also feel like we’d be MURDERED
April: because those people take it SO SERIOUSLY
Millie: HAHAHA “murdered”
Millie: but you’re right!
Millie: those people have nothing to lose
April: hahahhahaha “nothing to lose”