April: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07_rnlBezQg — UH-EATIN’ CHOC’LIT PIEEEEEEE
Millie: CUKIN CHEEKIN UP TO FRY
April: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Millie: hahahahahaha i totally remember you played BOTH those songs for me
Millie: in your room at your parents’ house
April: is that not THE MOST REDNECK SONG EVER?!
April: hahahaha i’m like, “listen to my history”
Millie: and doing some kind of head nod to “BABY’S GOT HER BLUE JEANS ON”
April: i can’t lie, “baby’s got her blue jeans on” holds up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cHaufA26B8
April: HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH HOLDS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
April: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA
April: i need to make a REDNECK CHILDHOOD MIX
April: other jams i COULD NOT GET ENOUGH OF:
April: “elvira” oak ridge boys
Millie: “I CAN’T LIE”
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: dude, elvira is a fucking HIT
Millie: face facts
April: seriously
Millie: i totally thought it was about elvira mistress of the dark
Millie: wait, was that oak ridge boys song NOT about elvira mistress of the dark?
April: HAHAHAHAHAHA i don’t think so
Millie: I NEED TO CONFIRM THIS, HOLD UP
April: i guess it could be? i mean, name ONE other woman with that name
Millie: oh okay. it’s cool that i just found the GREATEST SHIT EVER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdFghZmdwXk
April: HOLY FUCK
Millie: LOOK AT HOW AMAZING THEY LOOK
April: wait, no way is this from 1981!
April: i still can’t believe that one guy is the BASS GUY
April: he looks like he was voted LEAST LIKELY TO SING BASS
April: i always expect it to be the father time guy
April: GOD HOW FUCKING AWESOME ARE THE OAK RIDGE BOYS?!?!?!
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: “HOW FUCKING AWESOME ARE THE OAK RIDGE BOYS”
Millie: god, i’m DYING
April: seriously, the bass guy looks like a YACHT CAPTAIN or something
Millie: they are SO AMAZING
Millie: HAHAHAHA dude has fucking PANTS TUCKED INTO BOOTS
April: i swear they were like MY FAVORITE BAND when i was five
Millie: dude, i can’t believe how BADASS they looked in 1981
April: NO SHIT
April: howevs
April: i kind of can’t believe i was so into them when i was little when the lead singer totally looks like KING OF MOLESTERS
Millie: HAHAHAHA he’s totally got “heavy metal parking lot” teeth!
April: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA I AM DYING! YOU JUST CALLED THE OAK RIDGE BOYS “BADASS”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April: WHY IS THE BASS GUY A GUIDO YACHT CAPTAIN?! that ALWAYS tricked me
April: CLEARLY THE GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE FATHER TIME SHOULD HAVE THE BASS VOICE COMING OUT OF THAT HAGGARD FACE
April: i really miss the days when songs had super obvious key changes
New Perspective On Shit
April is on the West Coast & Millie is on the East Coast & they talk at work every day via Instant Messenger. aprilandmillie@gmail.com
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