New Perspective On Shit

(This conversation originally took place on January 30, 2009, when this was first posted.)

April: OKAY DUDE
April: HOLY FUCK
April: MORRISSEY DONE LOST HIS DAMN MIND
April: http://www.morrissey-solo.com/article.pl?sid=09/01/30/1824246
Millie: UH OKAY THEN.
Millie: OKAY
Millie: OKAY
Millie: OKAY
April: RIGHT?
April: RIGHT?
Millie: WHY IS EVERYONE NAKED
April: I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK
Millie: OH MY FUCKING GOD
April: I AM LITERALLY HAVING A FUCKING HEART ATTACK
Millie: EVEN BOZ IS NAKED WHAT THE FUCK
April: I KNOWWWWWWWW
Millie: DUDE FIRST OFF
Millie: WHAT TOOK HIM SO LONG
April: HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Millie: SECOND I CAN’T STOP WRITING IN CAPS
April: DUDE I KNOW
April: MY LIFE WILL BE DIFFERENT NOW
April: THIS IS A DEFINING MOMENT
April: BUT
April: I’M ALSO LIKE, “WTF IS GOING ON WITH YOU DUDE?!”
Millie: HE IS GOING BALLS OUT LITERALLY
Millie: HE IS LIKE “I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE”
April: I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Millie: I’M 50 AND I’M GONNA SHOW YOU MY POOPER HOLE OR WHATEVER
April: POOPER HOLE
April: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April: HAHAHA, chip goes, “the red hot chili peppers called…”
Millie: WHATEVER, THE FUCKING HEAVENS HAVE CALLED
Millie: THEY WANT THEIR NAKED ANGEL BACK
April: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
April: HE LOOK GOOD
April: HE’S GONNA BE 50!
Millie: I’M SAYING, FOR A 50-YEAR-OLD
Millie: I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW FUCKING NAKED HE IS
April: I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW
April: WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
April: I AM LOOKING AT MORRISSEY NAKED RIGHT NOW.
April: I NEVER DREAMED THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
Millie: YOUR LITERAL DREAM HAS COME TRUE
Millie: IF YOU MEET HIM, YOU HAVE BASICALLY FUCKED HIM AT THIS POINT
April: I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS
April: HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
April: i am seriously FLIPPING OUT
April: this is NUTS
April: i can’t believe he GOT NAKED
Millie: HAHAHAHA
Millie: i can’t either!!
Millie: i mean, what possessed him?
April: I DON’T KNOW
Millie: okay, now i’m getting like 39393 emails about it
April: HE REALLY LOST HIS MIND
April: FIRST HIS ASS HAIR, NOW THIS?!
Millie: we’ve seen it all!
April: i SWEAR TO YOU i am LOSING IT
Millie: honestly, the actual dick is the only thing left
April: I KNOW RIGHT
April: THE SHAFT
April: GETTIN’ THE SHAFT AGAIN
Millie: GETTIN’ IT IN THE END
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHA
April: HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Millie: dude needs to show us his WEENIS
April: HONESTLY, I AM, LIKE, WORRIED ABOUT HIM
April: is he CRAZY now? like for REAL crazy?
Millie: HAHAHAHAHA “worried’!!!!!!!!!!
April: i am thinking about the REPERCUSSIONS
Millie: HAHAHAHAHA what REPERCUSSIONS?!
Millie: like he’s gonna REGRET it one day?!
April: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
April: i don’t know, just, like, pop-culturally
April: who gets NAKES in their albums except LAME-Os?!
Millie: what if he only wants to be known for HIS BODY now?!
April: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAA
April: “i want you to only want me for my body, not my mind”
Millie: HAHAHAHA ONLY LAME-O’S GET NAKED
April: but you know what i mean! fucking geeks like the chili peps do that shit
April: THIS IS SO WEIRD
Millie: dude, i know! i can’t believe he’s all about showing his SHIT now
Millie: i mean, he had like 30 years where he barely showed NIPS
April: i mean, i guess you get more confident with age or whatever, but YEAH!
April: EXACTLY!
Millie: let alone his STANKY ASS HAIR
April: i kinda feel like it’s his way of COMING OUT, like “DUDES GETTA LOAD OF THIS PIECE!”
April: but STILL
April: in the LINER NOTES?!
Millie: I KNOW!
April: i mean, DON’T GET ME WRONG
April: I AM INTO IT
April: I AM IN FAVOR OF NAKED MORRISSEY
April: but ON YOUR ALBUM? WHA?
Millie: he needs to basically write “I’M GAY” in sharpie across his junk and put it on an album cover
April: such a weird choice!
Millie: i still cannot believe the ass hair thing
Millie: that is TOO HOT FOR TV
April: I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
April: MORRISSEY HAS ASS HAIR. AND I HAVE SEEN IT.
Millie: i’m telling you, if you meet him, you’ve basically had sex with him
Millie: like you’ve seen it all
April: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I’M SURE
Millie: you’ve just got to be one on one with him
April: i’m just going to be like, “NOW THE SHAFT. SHOW THE SHAFT.”
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHA
April: okay, i have GOT to get this interview with him. MUST HAPPEN.
April: i gotta craft that e-mail this weekend.
Millie: you have to ask him why he’s all naked
April: i honestly want to be like, “HAVE YOU LOST YOUR GOTDAMN MIND?”
April: i swear to you my life has now been divided into PRE-SEEING MORRISSEY NAKED and POST-SEEING MORRISSEY NAKED
Millie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie: you’re living in PSMN 1
Millie: In the Year PSMN 1
April: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA
April: it’s no longer a post-9/11 world, but a post-seeing-morrissey-naked world
April: NEVER FORGET