Millie: GOD, watched that documentary ‘zoo’ about that guy who gets fucked to death by a horse and I think it destroyed my innocence forever.
April: yeah, i read about that, and i know some people who have watched the actual video of the dude doing it with the horse, but i know i can’t handle that
Millie: in the movie they only played a few minutes of the audio and i thought i was going to die
April: i mean, besides the obvious fucked-up-ness of WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH A HORSE, who DOESN’T know that it can kill you? it’s a HORSE. aren’t horse dicks, like, four feet long? it’s going to POUND you, dude. it’s a horse. it’s not like it’s going to make sweet, gentle love to you. there’s no way to tell a horse, “hey man, JUST THE TIP.”